Read My Lips, No New ‘Tockses

Oops, I meant, know new ‘tockses.

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Lale stares at photographers while exploring her enclosure at the zoo in Bremerhaven, Germany, for the first time.” Via SFGate.

Two Sides To Every Story

FRONT:


BACK:

Vallmo

“BIG fan of your page and thought I’ll take a shot and try to Contribute With Cuteness. The first picture is of my hamster Edgar..just an ordinary Kodak Moment™, or is it? The second picture is of my bunny Vallmo..it’s how she usually looks when taking a nap (or just occupying the sofa).”

[Vallmo? Sounds like a table or a plate at IKEA. -Ed.]

“We all live in Örebro Sweden, hoping to see one/both on your blog soon, if not, love it anyways! Best Regards Caroline M.”

[And oh, just because we CAN.....]

These Hammies Have Earned Their Wings

How and where do they get ‘em? Their tocks have oofed and ker-splatted, smooshed, waddled and drooped enough!


We like Facebook page dedicated entirely to Hamster Butts, and we cannot lie.

In-Tocks-ifying, No?

No ifs, ands, or butts about it.

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Priceless puppeh butts from Distractify.

Hamster Butts*…

…because you shouldn’t have to wait ’til ‘Tocktober for some Quality Tox.

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*Decided to go with “Butts” instead of “Tocks” for a change of pace. As seen on Sad And Useless.

2013: The End

And so dear friends, just a few more hours to go and we say goodbye to 2013, and prepare to greet 2014. Just so you don’t forget what day it is, Astor is here to remind you that we are at his end…of the year.

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From Jenny S.

Friday Haiku II: The Business End

Friday Hamster Tocks
Great way to “end” the work week
Just no butts about it.

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RocketNooz once again!

Bee’s ‘Tocks

K.H. is our Reader O’ The Day. He sent us an email with a subject line that read:

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*Snerk* OK, so I was able to decipher this Net Newbie mess and we found a terrific shot of: Bee’s ‘Tocks!

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Right after he sent that email, a mea culpa arrived. (Or maybe a Bee-a Culpa.)

“Holy crap, did I actually put that in the subject line? Like a grandma in 1994 or something? No, no, NO, I am NOT one of those people… yikes. I just hadn’t seen the change to how Gmail’s interface works when I click on an email link from another page… no wonder it wasn’t letting me do a carriage return. I AM SO EMBARRASSED. This is not how I am. Please. Do not remember me like this. Just look at the bees’ tocks. Thank you.” *slinks away*

Splish Splash I Wuz Takin’ A Bath

I got to get all the dirt off. I LIKE this water stuff!

“This is my 3 week old pet duckling, Goose! She was pretty messy today so I decided to bring her in and show her the bathtub. This is her first bath!” -Cuteporter Kelly.

Max Should Hit Beijing By Tomorrow Morning

I know it’s down here somewhere. Jenny said it was.

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The part of Max Stubbular played by Shambler. Jenny H. is the submitter, who says “He always enjoys a good day at the beach. Although he is a little nervous about the water, he LOVES the sand! Here he is digging to China from Bodega Bay, CA. Note the sandy eyebrows at the end :). PS CO gets me through the work day.”