#TBT: 5/10/2007: “Paging Gene Simmons!”

Muuuuuust

Reeeeeeeach

Or

I

Shall

Periiiiish.

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From Angel G., who is the GENIUS that came up with mini-meat bones? OMG

#TBT: 1/27/2006: General Chiptractor

[Cliff Clavin voice] “Listen, uh, before we uh, build the uh, deck, here, we’re gonna need a couple more two by twelves and a C-clamp. And, take a look at the seventh Fetzer valve, will you. I think it’s been sticking.”

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Well-architected props to Kevin L.

#TBT: 9/22/12: My parents asked me to puppy sit. This is what I sent them 15 minutes after they left.


Brilliant poster Massachoosite posted this image and cap-shons over on Reddit. Bone Appétit! [groan]

#TBT: April 5, 2008: The Lamb Socks 2000

Googly eyes and Knobbular Knee Portions are also built-in to this model. Test goats are available for drives. Take the Burlingame exit, ask for Tony.

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Nice work, Em!

#TBT: 12/04/2005: About To Scale Mt. Bernard

“Bok, bok bok, let’s see, I got mountain climbing shoes, check, bok, cramp-ons, check. Who’s gonna spot me on the ascent?”

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Muchas gracias to alert reader Jenny Huangfu.

#TBT: 02/07/2006: Japanese anime secrets—REVEALED!

Hold on to your raccoon-furred, tail-swingin’ caps, People, the Cuteness meter just blew up!

Courtesy of Ms. Stephanie R., we present "Ezo Momonga", the flying Japanese squirrel. Apparently every single anime artist in Japan has seen this site, since this little guy is obviously the epitome of all Japanese varmint-esque characters. I mean, look at him!!! And listen to what he’s saying!

[rustling] "I shall swoop into your lives—and CHANGE THEM FOREVER!" [say in Japanese accent]

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"Watch as I effortlessly GLIDE INTO YOUR MIND, ERASING ALL THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY CONSIDERED CUTE!"

[jumps off branch] "Ehnn!"

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"I shall now BURROW MYSELF INTO YOUR BRAIN and you shall COME VISIT ME DAILY ON THIS SITE!" [cracks a small snack on the tree trunk]

"Oh, yeah."

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Photographed by Seiichi Meguro.

Throwback Thursday

“You should get the 64 gig Wi-Fi + 3G.”

SEPTEMBER 04, 2010 by MEG

THIS JUST IN! OMG THERE ARE GENIUS HELPER PONIES GIVING ADVICE AT APPLE STORES!


Alert reader Super Cinge hoofed the floor twice, indicating we should post this image. Read the entire story over at Frank Chimero’s Blog.
Edit: Man wearing a kilt alert!

Throwback Thursday – Maru’s Birthday!

In honor of the upcoming momentous occasion of Maru’s! 7th! Birthday! (Caturday May 24th – don’t miss it!)!!! (rah! yay! tossing handfuls of shredded boxes!!!)
Why don’t we,
gooo back and see,

Maru is 3

MAY 28, 2011 by MEG.

Happy Birthday to you,
Who just turned three? Maru!
It’s been 1000 days of box love and
Annoyed faces, thank you!

Maru’s 3rd birthday reminder comes from Haydia H. //Editor Note!// Maru is actually 4 now! Oops. Expect a new post on that next year! :P //

Throwback Thursday

Disapproving Sproingers

AUGUST 26, 2011 by MEG

The Stylist is reporting there is Bunneh Jumping Contests going on over in Jean, Germany…


They report: “Originally a Scandinavian sport, each competing rabbit hops over a variety of miniature sized jumps, and each rabbit is scored based on how many jumps they clear.”

OOOOF:


Nothing in the rules says these buns can’t both jump AND disapprove of said jumping.

According to the story, the white bunny “Snoopy” was the clear winner, jumping around 60cm high. That’s twelve Cute Overload Calendars stacked on top of each other, People.


I also gotta give props to this disapproving bun who is all disapproving but ‘ehn!’ at the same time:


And then manages to clear THE WATER JUMP LULZ!


Photos by Rex Features. Paws up for Meghan W., who sent this in all the way from Hawaii.

Throwback Thursday

Deep Thoughts

NOVEMBER 7, 2010 by MEG

“I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”


Lori S., that is DEEP. Deep Thought provided by the one and only Jack Handey.

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