#TBT: 10/23/2006: [Blood-Curdling Scream]

With a turtle name like “Wesley,” you pretty much HAVE to go with a macho costume on Halloween. I bet all the turtle ladies in the tank are like—”OMG, who’s the hottie?” and whipping out their little Turtle Sidekicks to text him.

Reegahdless, Wesley has snapped up Best Turtle Costume on the Planet Ever as far as I’m concerned. Also, I think his nose has a hole in it. Just sayin’.

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Gravel snorts to sender-inner Jennifer H., and toitle owners Craig and Melanie :^)

[Throwback Thursday Original Posting™. -Ed.]

‘Tocktober Throwback: 10/16/07: Icy Cold, Submerged Paw Pad Edition

It’s like this guy just did a perfect dive and kersplooshed into the pool.

Must have been a triple lindy!

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The end!, originally uploaded by ucumari. Regina C., extra points for difficulty.
[Throwback Thursday Original Posting™. -Ed.]

Throwback Thursday: 10/09/2006: “Ehn!”ch-worm

OK, you People are TOO DAMN FUNNY. I love opening the submissions mail to find shizzle like this. Too funny. Extra points if you can NAME THIS BOOK!

Check out Señor InchwormPants:

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“Ehn!”

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“Ehn-eh-ehn” [Reading as he goes along]

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Seriously brilliant job, Sherrie G.

[Throwback Thursday Original Posting™. -Ed.]

Throwback Thursday: 10/2/07: Cat. It’s What’s For Dinner.

JUST KIDDING PEOPLE!

Don’t get your panties in a bonche.

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Rebekah P., I recommend adding extra garlic.

[Throwback Thursday Original Posting™. -Ed.]

Throwback Thursday: 09/25/2008: Take Us To Your Leader

We have come to your planet in search of Kittehs!

[Red flying saucer lands]

Take us to your Leader or ye shall perish!

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We might take a nap before you take us to your leader…

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So that we may appear refreshed when we finally met him or her.

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Zzzzzzzzzzz. [Mission collapses.]

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Well, nice try I guess, Tanya C.

[Throwback Thursday Original Posting™. -Ed.]

#TBT: 9/18/2006: Headaches? Puffy Eyes? Sick of those Boring Sleep Masks?

It’s time to recycle yer old United Airlines napping mask, People. Check out “Warm Whiskers Eye Pillows.” Warmed or chilled, these ani-pals will soothe you… (And entertain your friends to no end.)

You’ve GOT to be kidding me, sender-inner Clayton R. Do you have your PAWS ON THE PULSE* or what. The redonkulousness continues at Dream Essentials

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The best part is under the photo, it’s all: “May we suggest complimenting your purchase with a warm whiskers neck wrap?” UH, YES! YOU MAY!

*I did NOT just say that.

[Throwback Thursday Original Posting™. -Ed.]

#TBT: September 11, 2006: Just what IS B.E.F.!?

Beady Eye Factor? Broccoli Eating Factor? BOTH!? [Worlds Colliding.]

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#TBT: September 4, 2009: Bacon Saved!

Just when you thought the interspecies snorgling action could go no further, we witness the very finest Mail Online has to offer. The tiniest bacon:

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Rhodesian Ridgeback and piglet action submitted by Marilyn T. over at The National Geographic Intelligent Travel Blog (HEARD OF THEM!?)

#TBT: August 28, 2006: Disapproving Kittens

These kittens are not pleased. How! How have you not pleased them!?

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Thanks, Caroline L.

#TBT, August 21, 2008: “Say “Zeeeeeeeee”

[And this was WAY before "Photobombs" and "Selfies." Those were the days. -Ed.]

Hey Ed, get a LOAD of these stoopid Landcruiser types!

Although, we do look… kinda awesome…

[head tilts to side to check out mirror]

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Amy K., Say ‘Hi’ to Nairobi for me…

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