#TBT: 11/20/2007: More Head Tilts Coming Out Of The Woodwork

Do you want to go to the Pug Party!?

YES!!! YES I want to go to the Pug Party!!!

Nice selectshe, C.S.O. and Cheryl L. ;)

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#TBT: 11/13/07: Oh, Hey-Rohe WORLDE

“It’s moi, the prosh green blobule, At yer services!” [Looks around anxiously, hoping to land a job 'cause he's got billz to pay.]

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Big, Big World, originally uploaded by *Sakura*

#TBT: Nov. 6, 2006: Chomp On This Ear And You’ll Feel Better

It’s amazing how when you’re have a crapulent day at the office, a small puppy ear-chomp or two can wipe it all away. Make sure to not bite all the way through (I know it’s hard.)

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Jamie H., does “Princess” have any ears left at this point?

Nyahm nyahm nyahm.

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Throwback Thursday: 10/31/08: Somethin’ To ‘Tock About

Put on your Bonnie Raitt wig (I know you have one) and sing it with me!

Turtles are tockin’, tockin’ ’bout turtles,
This one needs Shoehab, would you believe it?

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And then these bunnies, doin’ one-eighty,
Try to ignore it but they keep singin’…

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‘Tocks just a little too round,
‘Tocks just a little too close,

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You stare just a little too long.
Maybe you’re seein’, same thin’ we do darlin’.

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [stoats singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [hamsters singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooocks?

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I feel so foolish, I never noticed
Your ‘tocks are bulbous, could you be posin’ for me?
It took this website to make me wonder,
Now I’m convinced that I’m goin’ under.

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Thinkin’ ’bout ‘em every day,
Dreamin’ ’bout ‘em every night.
I’m hopin’ that they feel the same way,
But that’s impossible—’tocks can’t have feelin’s darlin!

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup]
A little mystery to figure out
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baby seals singing backup]
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How ’bout buttoooooooocks?

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about babe,
A little bee butt to figure out.
Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about,
How ’bout buttooooooocks? Ooh…

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Listen to ‘em baby
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [frogs singing backup again]

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A little tailio won’t hurt ‘em
(Somethin’ to ‘tock about) [baboons singing backup]

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Let’s give ‘em somethin’ to ‘tock about
How about love, love, spots, and love

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Whoowhoo mmmm hey oohh whoowhoo
About love, love, love, love

How about they ‘tock about it? uh huh
‘Tock about love……..

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Apologies to Bonnie Raitt. Take a bow, ‘Tocktober! Excellent pic spotting, Chief Sister Officuh.

Turtle ‘Tocks by Kasey S., Bun’Tocks by Debra R., elephant log ‘tocks by Sheri, Frog ‘Tocks by Mary Jo E., Sprawled Bunneh ‘Tocks by Heather R., French Bulldog ‘Tocks photo by Carolyn M. sent in by Carolyn C. NBC ‘Tocks by Elena A., Bee ‘Tockage by Uncle Andrew, Alpaca Night ‘Tocks by Julie K., Duck! Duck! ‘Tocks! by Melissa S., Pan-’Tocks by Roxanne S., Giraffe ‘Tocks by Kellene F., ‘Phant ‘Tocks Sent in by Kate E. taken by Carolyn G.

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#TBT: 10/23/2006: [Blood-Curdling Scream]

With a turtle name like “Wesley,” you pretty much HAVE to go with a macho costume on Halloween. I bet all the turtle ladies in the tank are like—”OMG, who’s the hottie?” and whipping out their little Turtle Sidekicks to text him.

Reegahdless, Wesley has snapped up Best Turtle Costume on the Planet Ever as far as I’m concerned. Also, I think his nose has a hole in it. Just sayin’.

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Gravel snorts to sender-inner Jennifer H., and toitle owners Craig and Melanie :^)

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‘Tocktober Throwback: 10/16/07: Icy Cold, Submerged Paw Pad Edition

It’s like this guy just did a perfect dive and kersplooshed into the pool.

Must have been a triple lindy!

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The end!, originally uploaded by ucumari. Regina C., extra points for difficulty.
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Throwback Thursday: 10/09/2006: “Ehn!”ch-worm

OK, you People are TOO DAMN FUNNY. I love opening the submissions mail to find shizzle like this. Too funny. Extra points if you can NAME THIS BOOK!

Check out Señor InchwormPants:

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“Ehn!”

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“Ehn-eh-ehn” [Reading as he goes along]

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Seriously brilliant job, Sherrie G.

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Throwback Thursday: 10/2/07: Cat. It’s What’s For Dinner.

JUST KIDDING PEOPLE!

Don’t get your panties in a bonche.

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Rebekah P., I recommend adding extra garlic.

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Throwback Thursday: 09/25/2008: Take Us To Your Leader

We have come to your planet in search of Kittehs!

[Red flying saucer lands]

Take us to your Leader or ye shall perish!

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We might take a nap before you take us to your leader…

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So that we may appear refreshed when we finally met him or her.

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Zzzzzzzzzzz. [Mission collapses.]

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Well, nice try I guess, Tanya C.

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#TBT: 9/18/2006: Headaches? Puffy Eyes? Sick of those Boring Sleep Masks?

It’s time to recycle yer old United Airlines napping mask, People. Check out “Warm Whiskers Eye Pillows.” Warmed or chilled, these ani-pals will soothe you… (And entertain your friends to no end.)

You’ve GOT to be kidding me, sender-inner Clayton R. Do you have your PAWS ON THE PULSE* or what. The redonkulousness continues at Dream Essentials

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The best part is under the photo, it’s all: “May we suggest complimenting your purchase with a warm whiskers neck wrap?” UH, YES! YOU MAY!

*I did NOT just say that.

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