[FWIW: Peering thru the massive CO Database Archive at Livermore Labs has located more than one CO-style spelling for "Sweater." You get Sweatahs, Sweatuews, Sweateuh, and Sweatews. And there may be more.]
This glaring discrepancy requires resolution. So, let’s have a poll! First, the Sweatuews! (The default spelling ’til we get poll results.) Why do this? We got this email from the staff at The Zip Yard in Winton, Bournemouth, UK.
“I work in a clothing alteration store, and we had a strange request last week! These chickens came from a battery farm, and had sadly lost some of their feathers.”
“The cold and wet British weather is on the way, so we were asked to make some jackets to keep them warm!”
“But we couldn’t just make them plain boring ones, oh no.”
Hover text info from Mail Online.