Clinically-tested safer than caffeine!

Friends, is your drab, everyday calendar putting you to sleep?  Does your Sudoku have the same effect as Sudafed?  Have you learned 365 new words — for "boring"?  Then you need the mind-expanding power of the Cute Overload 2009 Desk Calendar, the only calendar scientifically engineered to safely stimulate the Cutanenal Lobe, that hard-to-reach area of your brain that makes you jump up and down and go "squeeeeeeeee!"

So order your Cute Overload 2009 Desk Calendar today, from Amazon.com, Borders.com or Calendars.com!  Specially-trained pandas are standing by to ship your order!

... brain ... too ... weak ... must ... order ... cute ... ness ...

You may need the extra-strength version for that one, Zoe P.

C.O.F.A.Q.

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"DUDE! Where can I find the 2009 calendar!? It’s tewtelly sold OUT on Amazon!"

People, if I had a NICKEL for every time I hear that question, I’d have like, one-fiddy.

There are plenty of other places to find the calendar. Try:

Calendars.com !

More distributors to come. Watch this here space.

XO,
Meggle

We’re #1! We’re #1! (on Amazon Calendars)

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USA! USA! Wait—

Cute OVERLOAD! Cute OVERLOAD!

THANK YOU to everyone who has purchased a 2009 calendar! Wow!

Buy, Buy Buy like a baby…. _?

XO,
Meg

The Cute Overload Calendar is HERE!

Your wait is OVER.

The Cute Overload calendar is here. Order your copy TODAY!

CHECK IT OUT! only $12.99 at Amazon. Swears!

Just what can you expect on your desk with this little Slice of Heaven? Just the hilariousness and proshness you’ve come to expect from Cute Overload, only in daily, tear-offable, print form:

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Yay! Goes great with Gerbera daisies and Red Pandas on your desk. Pencil and/or doing actual work is optional.

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Look how easy it is to change the day! [Ffffffftttt]

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Here’s what some of the pages look like—check it! [wiki wiki wiki! hand on turntables]

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Shuh-zaaam! Look at these helpful tips!

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Yes, yes! To answer your questions—all your favorite posts are in there…

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Who would love this more than your favorite back-to-school student!? Think of the ridiculous wall art you could make from the torn off sheets just in time for Burning Man! In conclusion, you must have eet.

Available at Amazon.com and other fine online establishmints.

Check it out!

Please Do Not Climb the Otter

Welcome, welcome one and all, to Minnesota’s Fergus Falls!

Home of The Otters!

We got otter football, otter softball, otter pops, otter sculpture…
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…oh fer cryin.  We got otter tourists.  [sigh]
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Not to be too smug, but how jealous are our friends at CuteOtters.com now, eh??  Grins.

Friday Wrap-Up

Dognoses_clickGrilled hams.  Bunny fluffs.
Martha Stewart.  Fishy nuffs.
Auction bidding.  Rerun cats.
Dusty ‘chillas.  Kitty hats.
Marmie bits.  Otter pause.
Bamboo pandas.  Al-pa-cas.
Monkey mohawks.  Mugshot pugs.
You may suspect the mod’s on drugs.

(For the record, no I’m not.  Strung-out Theo?? …scary thought!)

UPDATE — forgot to mention!!  Thanks to Cheesybird for planting the seed of this idea.

Last chance for your message to appear in this space!

It’s your last chance!

Last chance, for looooooooooove

Wait wait, wait [record scratch, takes record off turntable]

What I mean to say is that the Cute Overload Custom Post Auction has only 9 hours and 12 MINUTES left!

That’s it!

BID HERE!

Tick ‘Tocks, People!

Highest bidder gets to have the pet photo of their choice on CuteOverload.com, for tens of thousands of people to see! Your date, your time, you choose! We’ll help you with a caption! We know you aren’t funny—this is OK.  We will help you.

  1. Think of the opportunity! A proposal of marriage to your hedgehog-loving girlfriend!
  2. An unforgettable birthday wish for your annoying Mother-in-law to get her off your back!
  3. A proclamation that Tribble-like space aliens run the Internets!
  4. An public invitation to date a Cats ‘n’ Racks model!

SO, bid bid bid like a baby squid and do something fun for yourself AND cancer research at the same time.

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Let’s check in on the cancer charity auction

Not bad, so far, the CuteOverload Auction post is going for $610.

But WE CAN DO EVEN BETTER, People!

Auction

In case you’re just joining us, here is what’s up for bids:

- Your pet photo and wish (such as "Happy Birthday,Sarah!) featured as a blog post on CuteOverload.com
- Posted on the day andtime of your choice.
- Perfect for a pet-lover’s birthday present, foryour own pet, a marriage proposal, announcing to the world you’re gay, WHATEVER YOU LIKE!
- All proceeds go to the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society!

BID HERE!

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Helping cure cancer, one kitteh at a time

[clomp clomp clomp auction hammer hitting auctioneer's desk]

…and next item up for bid is your very own personalized posting on cuteoverload.com! Your pet photo and wish (such as "Happy Birthday, Sarah!) featured as a blog post on CuteOverload.com, on the day and time of your choice. Perfect for a pet-lover’s birthday present or for yourself— get your pet the fame it deserves!

BID HERE!
Leukemia

Next to securing a family compound in Hawaii, curing cancer is one of our top priorities at Cute Overload. This auction is part of a fund raiser for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society

To see other items up for bid, (such as an ICHC T-shirt!) visit the mini auction site.

The last day! How to vote in three easy steps

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Vote vote vote!

Like a baby stoat

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cast a leetle vote!

Vote! Cute Overload for People’s Voice at the WEBBY’S! Here’s how!

1. Log in to the Webby’s People Choice site
2. Go to "Connections" section
3. Scroll to "Weird" section

Vote for Cute Overload!

DO EET!

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