THIS JUST IN: A baby bat yawning

Check it out after the jump!

Go ahead and Ju-ump!
[sing in David Lee Roth voice]

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Exquisite battular find, Teresa C.

Dis Just In, Yah: Red Panda Triplets

The Red River Zoo in Fargo, ND had a blessed event that’s about 1.5 times more blessed than usual: A rare set of red panda triplets.  And if that wasn’t enough, the mother was tracking down a murder/kidnapping suspect in a tan Ciera the whole time she was pregnant, dontcha know.

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This just in! The “Up” Kitten

Now, in digital 3-D…

THIS KITTAYN! [Floats by on balloon strings]

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Another brillo submishe from Nicole G. friend of the Empty Cage Collective.

THIS JUST IN: A Fennec fox sucking her thumb

[Ears at 9 and 3] Yanng yanng yanng.

Check out how small she is in the human hand, too!

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FOXCU.

This Just In: Puppies for the Troops!

As part of a week-long series of “The Colbert Report” in Iraq, Stephen “Truthiness” Colbert teamed up with Tom “Niceiness” Hanks to send a USO care package to the troops, complete with Tang, ice cream — and a puppy! See the whole hilarious skit here (and skip to 3:22 for the puppyness!)

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Boxhab, Big Time

Size doesn’t matter, you know.  It’s true.
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Kittens are kittens, and boxes are boxes.  (CBS/AP)

This Just In: Photographers Adopt Tiger

After a tiger cub in a German zoo was rejected by its parents, it was adopted by a family of annoying photographers from the Associated Press, who assigned Bessie, their pet Dachshund, to interview it. Bessie’s six-part series with the tiger cub will air on European TV in June, with American syndication and a book tour to follow.

This Just In: Moose on the Loose

What a rotten way to start your life: Separated from your mom, chased by wild dogs, a state trooper thinks you’d be better off dead, and worst of all, you gotta move to Wisconsin.  But thanks to some kind Alaskans, it’ll be a happy ending all the same for this moose calf. Full story and more pics at the Los Angeles Times.

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THIS JUST IN: Fish Walkies!

According to the brillo peeps over at The Metro, a UK feller named Mick Madden says; “I was looking at my goldfish going round in circles in their bowl looking bored silly so I made this to take them out and about and they love it,”.

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If you don’t wanna walk them, you can always Fish ‘n’ Flush instead, C.S.O.!

This Just In: Baby Gorilla Rescue

Now, why'd dem bad men wanna twaffic widdew ol' me?A baby gorilla has been seized from animal traffickers by The Congolese Wildlife Authority following a 3-month undercover investigation to bust an international wildlife smuggling ring.

The young female was injured during her ordeal, but is said to be responding well to treatment.

More details here.