Posts tagged as: This Just In!

OK.  Hi.  This is Theo.  I seem to have been promoted.  W00T!!

So, here’s a sad truth:  While I am a geek, what I know about building web pages amounts to diddly x squat / bupkis (***ERROR: Division By Zero).  I’m hoping y’all will bear with me while I monkey around with TypePad’s “Compose a New Post” interface, here.  Anyhoo.

With the assistance of Meg and CuteOverload reader Anna Grace, I’ve compiled a rough table of the more common Cute-Isms that have cropped up in the posts & comments round these here parts.  I also threw in some less-common entries because, what the heck, sometimes you just gotta take liberties.  And it was a slow day at the office, and I was having fun.

Again: I’m not a WWWizard.  However, plenty of other folks here are, so the formatting just might improve quite a bit in the coming days.  But for now, without further ado, here they are, the fabulous entries of the shiny new CuteOverload Glossary! Yay!!!  [waves arms around a la Kermit the Frog as the curtain opens]

CLICK HERE
(I hope you’ve got a little reading time on your hands)

Please note that there should be a permanent link to the Glossary appearing soon in the left-hand margin, under “MORE! MORE! MORE!“

At CuteLabs Headquarters, we have an overwhelming amount of fabulous photos. Some that simply scream for captions—captions only YOU can provide.

 
Introducing "Caption Me!" a sthilly new feature brought to you by the fine folks at Ning and CuteOverload. We’ve added it to our sidebar, and you can add it to the sidebar of your own page too, if you so desire. It’s free!

LIKE WHITE ON RICE you are THERE—giving your opinions! (365 comments on the T-Shirt question below, hello!) You’re jumping to the chance to answer! with your thoughts! your wish list! your DREAMS for the subject of CuteOverload T-Shirt #2!

The question dangles in front of you and you have LEAPT TO ANSWER IT!

OK, People, let’s make it official. I hear you loud and clear. The top options are now in a poll on the left, waiting for your vote. What will America SAY!? What can we design for you? What do you want to see on the next T-SHIRT?

Oh, and if you want me to add more options to the poll, HOLLER!

My co-worker almost always starts off talking to me by saying: "OK, question for you…" So I always have to get my hand on the buzzer to be ready to answer. Seriously, a question for you: the poll for the next T-shirt—what makes your top 5 list?

And, side note, there is only ONE WEEK LEFT to order the World Peace Hamster Shirt. and after that it will no longer be available! I’m like, totally not joking about this.

So, what’s your top five for the next T-shirt design? I’ll make a poll. I’m thinkin’:

1. Chihuahua in a cup
2. Princess Pup
3. Pom Paws Up
4. Bunny in a dish (sans carrot)
5. Yin Yang kittens

and for old time’s sake, ’cause it rocks (but I know I’ll be outvoted)
1. "Get it on"

What do YOU want to see in the T-shirt vote?

Dudes,
It’s like, tewtelly hard to post another photo after that lil’ Pupside down Pom series below. Lil’ Pom pics started my whole collection, and Cuteologist Sarah K. just may have thrown a permanent stick in the churning wheels of Cuteness.

There may be nuthin’ cuter out there… I don’t know if I can go… on…. posting! But I must! try!

-Meg

THE Academy has SPOKEN! Chief Sister Officer has selected the following Kaptions for the Kaption Kontest™. Kongratulations to the following winners, and ALL entries. It made for an extremely difficult choice, so difficult we had to choose SIX winners. Ya’ll get a hamster T-shirt! Please write in and let us know your preferred shipping address.

[drum roll!]

This Coffee Tastes Like Ass

Nobody Puts Baby In A Cup

Dunkin’ Dognuts

Quarter Pounder with Fleas

[Orchestra music starts...]

Pup-o-ccino!

And Honorable Manshons to:
“That’s a Spicy Meat-a-ball!”

  With all our filing done, you may now send in your attachements to the Cute O. Gmail box. It took many kittens and Cuteologists™ to file all your fine submissions, but it’s finally done. Thanks for your patience, and fee free to send away!

Yes, he gets paid a reasonable wage.