How To Put Your Kitteh On A Diet

Feed ‘em one piece o’ cat food at a time, and make them gallop down the sparkling clean floor to get it.

Thing Two, from Guremike.

Pristine

A leisurely day in the life of Thing One and Two in Japan.

p14021001

p14020702

p14020703

p14021201
From Guremike.

A Blanket of White

This time of year, that could mean two verrry different things. We like Thing One’s comfy, cozy, warm version.

12004230185_bb9c7f5a07_z
Thing One, from Guremike.

THIS JUST IN: We Visit Thing One And Two’s House

This one is just off the YouTube express, everyone. The plot? Thing Two cruises the hallway. That’s…about it. But NOTICE if you will……the gleaming floors. The pristine…EVERYTHING.

Japan wins again.

The title of this video is “Kuru.” The online translator says that means “Kuru.” (Say like Marge in “Fargo:”) OK then! Will consult Guremike and report back.

Caturday: Pyonpyon

“Pyonpyon” is the title of this new Thing Two video. And…since that name rings no bell at C.O. Command Centre (note British spelling,) we tweeted @Guremike to learn what that meant.

“That means, little cute creatures hopping, skipping lightly. Japanese kawaii onomatopoeia word!”

Well, of course.

And while we were poking around the Guremike Twitter page, we found this photo. No idea what’s going on here- but it’s cute. Then again…it’s Japan, so this should come as no surprise.

Clipboard01

It’s A Christmas Thing

Mugumogu would never subject The Thick One to this indignity.

guremike-xmas-1

guremike-xmas-2

guremike-xmas-3

guremike-xmas-4

guremike-xmas-5

guremike-xmas-6

guremike-xmas-7

11104977795_40124d93d3_b

11104978595_16833c505b_b
Thing One & Two from guremike. 我々 事 1 および事 2 つが大好きです。

Why Can’t I Get Online?

It’s Cyber Monday! All the good deals are gonna be gone! OK..let me check this.

p13112001
This is OK..

p13112002
Everything here looks good…

p13112003
Ah. THIS thingy was loose. There we go.

p13112004
Wait. Whadya mean that’s not my Amazon password? M-A-R-U. AARRRGH.

p13112005
Via Guremike.

THIS JUST IN: Thing Two In Action!

This will certainly hold you over ’til the next video from His Thickness rolls in…Thing Two does have that vibe, does she not? (And of course, the PRISTINE FLOORS!)

(Thing One is male gray and Thing Two is the female calico.)

Don’t Forget To “Fall Back” Tonight

Set those clocks back tonight before you go to sleep (in certain areas) just like Thing One & Two did!

p13100904

p13100905

p13100701

9008497267_1392e2bd1c_c

These Guys Know A Thing (Or Two) ‘Bout ‘Tocktober

Thing One and Thing Two as spotted on the Japan Interwebs, by Cuteporter Anna C.

10449098935_d3c23c26bc_b

10449254263_878ff2e466_c