[Sometimes we get emails from Sender-Inners that are so perfectly written, they are presented here unedited. Like this one from Samantha S. -Ed.]
Last year my brother and his wife got an exotic shorthair and dubbed him Seamus Beef. Upon seeing him, I forced my sister-in-law at metaphorical gunpoint to make him an Instagram account so I could have a constant stream of his perfectly round face into my eyeballs. I realize now that I was selfish. Seamus needs to be shared with the world…if not the entire known universe. His light simply cannot be contained.
He is Wilford Brimley, Jabba the Hut, a Zombie, Rocky Mountain Express conductor, Purveyor of gourmet barbecue sauce, and be-whiskered friend to all! “You had me at meat tornado.” (And a straight-up diva all rolled into one Perfectly Smooshed Face.)
He is Cattitude…..personified.
He. Is. Seamus Beef.