Make Mine “To Go”

“Is this what’s called a ‘doggy bag?’ – Cuteporter Catherine. (Envoyé de mon iPad.)

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Rule of Cuteness #14: If An Everyday, Small Item Makes You Look Small, It’s Cute

This could also be, “If you can fit inside your food dish, it’s cute.” Let’s find out what’s going ON here.

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Says Prisonspice: “At the beginning of October a black cat came across my path. He was sick and wounded and taking care of him pulled me out of a major depression. So I call him Lucky.”

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“I dunno if he’s cute enough for your blog but my neighbor has been telling me to send you pics. So I am.”

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Rule of Cuteness #40: Sitting In A Sunbeam Is Cute

(To be honest, the Rule is actually “Sleeping” in a sunbeam. So we’re cheating taking editorial license with this one.)

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“Long time reader, first time sender-inner! This is Barton (orange tabby male) adopted @ The Pixie Project in Portland, OR. Named after Clint “Hawkeye” Barton of the current ‘Hawkeye’ comic book.” -Ealasaid H., Portland, OR.

Rule of Cuteness #7: A Thing, Accompanied By A Smaller Version Of That Thing, Is Cute.

Absolute textbook. And will YOU LOOK AT THE LITTLE HOVER SHADOWS BENEATH ‘EM.

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“I found this photo on “The Week In Wildlife” section in The Guardian online. I am a long time fan of CO, but first time submitter. I nearly keeled over with Cuteness Overload when I saw this one!” -Lauren A.

This Just In: Super Strength Cute

The Olinguito! With the cute power of a dozen little puppies!

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The Olinguito was discovered in August of this year; a new mammal species, and the first new carnivore discovered in over 30 years, lives in the cloud forests of the western Andes of Colombia.
“Breaking news about the Olinguito: the babies are just as adorable as you’d expect. Paws up, beady eyes, a boopable nose, and ears almost at 9 and 3. Just too cute.” -Angela W. via Saving Species.

This HAS To Be A Rule Of Cuteness

Am I right? When the HEAD is EXPONENTIALLY bigger than the rest of the body? (This is Rocko, BTW.)

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“Rocko is my one year old Pomeranian!” -Lydia__xo

Rule Of Cuteness #97: Head To Body Ratio

If your head is exponentially larger than the rest of your entire body, that’s cute.

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Pawtographer (NEW TERM?????????) = Lindsay P.

Rrrrrrrrrrico!

Lise C. thinks her son’s hermit crab, Rico is, “pretty cute, although I’m not sure which Rules of Cuteness might apply.”

Well!     Tilts head. . .      Oh!. . .  um    . . .scratches chin.    Drumming fingers on keyboard. . . golly.

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BUNDAY: Welcome To Disapproval Island, Mr. Bond! (AKA Rule Of Cuteness #98)

“I was curious to see what kind of man you were. I thought there may be even a place for you with SPECTRE. Unfortunately I misjudged you; you are just a stupid policeman, whose luck has run out. You will now be fed to the bunnies of Disapproval Island.”

[See hover-text to learn about this real location in Japan. Please note Rule Of Cuteness #52: A look of disapproval is cute. -Ed]

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Hover-text from Amusing Planet, where you can learn more about Okunoshima Rabbit Island. Post text and URL inspired by Dr. No. Sent in by Julia G., who added “None of them look disapproving.”

Blanket Statement

This bat is the cutest bat we’ve ever seen.

The lazy ear (or as commenter Theresa calls it, “Jeffrey Leonard One Flap Down”), the long and fuzzy muzzle with boopable black end cap and the giant shiny eyes more than qualifies it to be a major player on this website.


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