There Is No Side-Eye Hall Of Fame 2

IMG_1171Remember Lefty from Saturday? Best Side-Eye Look ever? Took Rule #95 and engraved his name on it? Well…….THAT was BEFORE we saw Wallace. “He’s pretty good at ‘the look,’” says Marci M. That would be a true statement.

There Is No Side-Eye Hall Of Fame

But if there WAS, Lefty would be in it. No, he’d OWN it. ALL of it. At the least, he’s got Rule Of Cuteness #95 locked DOWN.

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From BuzzFeed.

Sammi In The Sun

Flickr-Image-1Absolute Rule Of Cuteness #40: “Sleeping in a sunbeam is cute.”

“I have been a Cute Overload addict for many years. Recently my soul mate, my Sammi Girl, a cream colored, Deer Head Chihuahua passed away at home. :( Sammi Girl loved 3 things in life other than me: basking in the sun, burrowing under her blanket, and stealing wet wash clothes from the hamper.” -Faye.

Wonder What He’s Thinkin’

Maybe..”I’m gonna do a GREAT BAROO and get on Cute Overload.” Yeah. That must be it. (Also note Rule #42: “Ears that flop over a leetle beet are cute.”)

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Reddit.

MY Laundry Pile. Mine, Mine, MINE!

Emerald 2013 (18)“This is my cat Emerald (Emmy). I think she’s pretty adorable, even when she chooses to claim the clean laundry as her own pile (if only she could fold it!) She also loves to play with her toy mouse and has almost torn the head off of it, but I think that it’s Cutest when she cuddles it. Hope she makes the cut for Cute Overload!” -Kate T.

[Note Rule #40. -Ed.]

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Let The Decree Go Forth!! NEW RULE ACTION!

photoThis is Marley! We’re gonna TRY (and most likely fail) at listing ALL the great stuff about her. Best of all- there’s a new rule and she was the catalyst. (IE, we just thought of it.)

#42: Ears that flop over a leetle beet are Cute.

#43: Protruding bottom lips are Cute.

#95: Throwing off a little Side-Eye is Cute. (NEW RULE! See Below.)

“This is Marley. She’s tired but wants to be included on the site. Is she Cute enough?” -Jonah K.

More Rule #50 Action!

“If your paws fold over one another, that’s cute.”

Rule Of Cuteness #50 continues to be quite popular and we see it once again in an email from Cuteporter Barbara F. Or from her kitteh, little JOE Lars. (Yes, that’s the correct punctuation.) “So you have this RULE #50 of Cuteness whereby crossed paws are considered, well, CUTE! I can tell you with some certainty that I’ve got this paw-crossing thang down! Behold!”

You bet, Joseph!

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Passez Toesday Avec Jacques!

photo“This is Jacques, he loves to explore and take a sunbath. Hope you enjoy those pictures as much as I enjoyed taking them!” -Julie A.

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Frankie Says “New Rule!”

image[*Note: Headline refers to 1980s MTV one-hit wonders. Google it. -Ed.]

So what do we have here? It’s not a uni-brow- those go all the way across. It’s a…well, let’s let Cuteporter Jami G. explain.

“Hi, not sure if this is a Rule yet but it should be- animals with distinct facial features. My recent rescue, Frankie girl not only has the one eyebrow down pat but the black lipstick to go with it! She attracts cats, dogs and humans everywhere we go!”

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Bunday Afternoon: A Bun In The Sun

unnamed“This is our daughter’s bun, Lance. He jumped on top of his portable carrier, which was on the floor, then from there, jumped up onto this bar stool. However, he didn’t think about how he was going to get down. My silly, special Gran-Bunneh.” -K & J Klemm.

[Verrrrrry close to Rule #40 here! -Ed.]

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