Espesh if they glisten in the light. This and many other rules modeled by pup Parker Promise Yoshi Deucenstein:
Pic by Erinne. Rule discovered by Mark M.
Posts tagged as: The Rules of Cuteness
Rule of Cuteness #42: Ears that flop over a LEETLE BEET are cute.
June 27, 2009 By
See what I mean? Check out Señorita McFlops here:
No I mean REALLY CHECK HER OUT!
Kayla over at Hannah Banana Bowtique sent these in.
[Nerd Laugh] The Science of Cute!
February 27, 2009 By
The Chicago Blog is reportin’ on the Science of Cute. They forgot a few of the rules of cuteness, but other than that, it’s a good report.
Margie T., you are a suuuuuuuper nerd, thank you
Rule of Cuteness #31: The “Stubbular” Stage is Cute
January 18, 2009 By
People, I realized that rule #31 and Rule #36 were like, identical (Someone in QA is soooo getting fired) So I am creating a NEW rule #31.
Rule of Cuteness #31; The ‘Stubbular” stage is cute. That means a young ani-pal with short, non-grown limbs or tails. Here’s what I mean:
Let’s get stubbular! stubbular! [sing in Olivia Newton John voice]
Rule of Cuteness #41: Exposing a vulnerable area is cute
December 28, 2008 By
In a similar vein as Rule #2: “Look Helpless”, Rule #41 is all about exposing a VULNERABLE AREA!
If said area is SQUEEZABUHL and/or soft, this it’s all over.
Thank you for modeling, Ben the kitteh and alert Sender-Inner Erin L.
Rule of Cuteness #40: Sleeping in a sunbeam is cute
August 21, 2008 By
Finding (and sleeping in) a sunbeam is cute.
Someone update Wikipedia C.O. Rules STAT, Susanna R.!
Ehn. [Eyes flutter closed and go back to sleepies]
Rule of Cuteness #39: Nuzzable mini-chests are cute
March 11, 2008 By
Sparky the teeneh Boston Terrier would like to show you his miniature, snorglable, slightly chub-rolled, soft-as-heck chest.
You may now go back to your regular work day.
Kevin T., Sparky is one cute lil’ mofo.
Rule of Cuteness #38: If you have a curved, plump belleh, it’s cute
January 13, 2008 By
You can put away your protractors People, [snort!] There is no need to double check my math—the curve on this kitteh’s belleh is perfect.
How do I know? [pushing up glasses] I got the sudden urge to smoosh my face into it [clapping hands in 'done!' motion]
Marlies W., yer email had TWO postable shots. I think we should send you a certificate.
Rule of Cuteness #37: If you tilt your head to a side, it’s cute
October 13, 2007 By
The Cuteness Level of this kitteh is "muy cute."
But watch, as the kitteh tilts his head to a side. INSTANT ADDITIONAL CUTE POINTS TAKING HER TO ‘MOOCHAS CUTE!!!"
Giuli, Yes. Yes, she is muy cute.
Rule of Cuteness #36: If your eyebrows go up in the center, it’s cute
October 9, 2007 By
Eyebrow raising is, pure and simple, instantly cute.
Eyebrow-raising PLUS a head-tilt PLUS a "Baroo?" sound is deadleh.
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Great find, Albert W.
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