In The Big J: Things Are Not Always What They Seem To Be

[*Note: the premise of this post requires you to scroll -slowly- through the images. -Ed.]

To start off, you might think “Oh, this lady has a nice hairstyle.” Right?

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Some kind of sweater or high-collared jacket thing on, too. Fine.

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OK?

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Hmmmm.

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Aha! Side-Eye!

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RN24 and Andrew Y: joined at the hip.

Can You Say “Rule 97?”

You sure can. This is Pony, everyone- a prime Nosevember candidate, too. “Rule of Cuteness #97: “Head To Body Ratio: If your head is exponentially larger than the rest of your entire body, that’s Cute.”

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As seen on Facebook.

The Rules Of Cuteness Noodle

Noodle_shiftyeyesNoodle is back, and he brought the Rules Of Cuteness with him! Let’s see what we have here: first, the feature photo above has so much Side-Eye it’s amazing. (Also #41: Exposing a vulnerable area is Cute.)

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And here we have some #48: Tiny tongues are Cute.

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There’s no Rule for Billy Idol Hair..maybe there should be.

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And below, plenty of #20: Showing your paw pads is Cute.

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“Noodle loves stuffed food plushies, walks in the park and hugging his Toe Beans. He’s not the biggest fan of being in costume.” -Zlata and Don.

Time For Some Rule O’ Cuteness Action

imageNumber 7 works well here, methinks. “A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always Cute.”

Indeed, Rebecca S. (Photo by Caroline S.)

Hey There, Per-fessor!*

Got some distinctly Cute Side-Eye going on here. This would be “Theo ‘The Professor PhD-og,’ from Cuteporter Lee W.

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[*Standard greeting for Professor Roy Hinkley, B.A., B.S., M.A., Ph.D., who could never get ‘em off the island.- Ed.]

Triple Nosevember Rule ACTION!

photoGot a Triple Rule spectacular here, People! (Almost said Spec-’tock-ular- whew, that was last month. Now, we got the noses.) But let’s check this out.

#32: If you’re caught doing something bad, it’s Cute.

#43: Protruding bottom lips are Cute.

#95: Throwing off a little Side-Eye is Cute.

And who might we thank for this? None other than Katharine K. “This is India showing off her schnozz! Photographed by our son, Leo. India would love being featured in Nosevember! Visit with you every day, love it, thanks!”

His Name Is…Um, What?

15087436447_7c2b1932b9_oMonica A. tells us “This is my brother’s dog, Kaka, who was named that because he looked like a little brown poop when he was little.” Oh. That explains it. (And let’s not forget Rule of Cuteness #99: Peeping tongues are cute.)

Nosevember First & The Return Of The Noodle!

Noodle Man presented perfect ‘Tock Splayage about two and a half weeks ago, for ‘Tocktober.

Well, it’s a new month and a new schtick gimmick concept- it’s Nosevember Uno and look what we have here.

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From Zlata and Don.

And We Have A Samba Sighting

Samba__122_One of the (IMO) truly great things about Cute Overload is that we get email images from all over the world. (Hmmm..nothing from Bratislava yet.) This just arrived from The Big G c/o Chris B.
The email is unedited except we deleted the home phone number..and we THINK the kitteh’s name is Samba..don’t we?

“Hello, I’m Samba! Samba came to the 2014 World Cup to us. Since it is our good luck charm. Gesendet von Zuhause!” -Chris B. 2014/GER. PS- You are so wunderfull!!!!”

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No, You CAN’T Have It For Keeps

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“Gabby the German Shepherd puppy arrived at her new home last week!” -Marcie H. [We’ve also got Rule #42: Ears that flop over a leetle beet are cute.’ -Ed.]

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