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The Rules of Cuteness

Finding (and sleeping in) a sunbeam is cute.

Happiness

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Someone update Wikipedia C.O. Rules STAT, Susanna R.!

Crose ups

Ehn. [Eyes flutter closed and go back to sleepies]

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Sparky the teeneh Boston Terrier would like to show you his miniature, snorglable, slightly chub-rolled, soft-as-heck chest.

You may now go back to your regular work day.

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Kevin T., Sparky is one cute lil’ mofo.

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You can put away your protractors People, [snort!] There is no need to double check my math—the curve on this kitteh’s belleh is perfect.

How do I know? [pushing up glasses] I got the sudden urge to smoosh my face into it [clapping hands in 'done!' motion]

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Marlies W., yer email had TWO postable shots. I think we should send you a certificate.

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The Cuteness Level of this kitteh is "muy cute."

But watch, as the kitteh tilts his head to a side. INSTANT ADDITIONAL CUTE POINTS TAKING HER TO ‘MOOCHAS CUTE!!!"

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Giuli, Yes. Yes, she is muy cute.

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Eyebrow raising is, pure and simple, instantly cute.

Eyebrow-raising PLUS a head-tilt PLUS a "Baroo?" sound is deadleh.

Baroo

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Great find, Albert W.

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If you try and eat your own appendage, it’s cute. [insert Ron Jeremy joke here]

aRrrrng aRrrrng aRrrrng

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Alexandra R. says this is Maverick, a beagle and ESTEEMED DAILY PUPPY. You must go see his other photos. You will dieeeee!

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"Peewee" pup was adopted to become a full-time companion.

Do you think there was a little sign at the pet adoption place that said: "Best muzzle-pow-sche evar."

I think serhe.

Peewee

Lindsay G., Thanks for adding ANOTHER tail rule.

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Your tail is all: "Herylerhe, what’s happeningk?"
And your ears are all flat and not listening.


Anabells Kitten at 8 Weeks, originally uploaded by endbradley.

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Dee-lee-shous leepy steecky.

I must have eet!

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Melissa—your puppy looks great in "Precious Pink"!

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Rule of Cuteness #29 AND 30!

by Meg on January 18, 2007

OK, People, this is UN-PEE-RESS-A-DENTED!

Not one but TWO rules of Cuteness at ONCE! [hyperventilating]

I might have to sit down.

RULE #29: If you flex your paws repeatedly in a kneading motion in the air for no reason, IT’S CUTE!

RULE #30: If your breath shows in the form of your stomach moving in a quick, fluttering fashion, IT’S SO CUTE!

This day will live in INFAMAY, Jen S.!

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