“Single Use Only???”

IMG_1454[Hey! There are TWO MORE OF US over here! Share the wealth, willya?]

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“Dear C.O., we need a new Rule: ‘Piiiiinnnk Tongues make me faint with cuteness!’ Evidence: my 3 guinea piggies (L-R Pinky, Caramelitta & Pepper) showing you perfectly pink tongues.” -Best regards, Melina.

Caturday Afternoon Haiku, Because Why Not?

IMG_0010A cat yoga pose.
Inhale. Reach front paws. Relax.
Sunbeam is a must.

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“This is my rescue Fiona. She practices yoga for well being and health. Her nose and paws have been featured on C.O. (thank you) and now the rest of her!” -Deb M. & Fiona =^..^=

[*Note: Haiku also provided by Deb & Fiona. And we cannot forget Rule #40. -Ed.]

“Flawless Rule #52 Action!”

TerryRule52“This is Terry, flawlessly (and quite smugly) demonstrating Rule #52. Photo taken by me, his second favorite person – his dad forever remains tops on his list.” -Christine P.

Happy (Early) Sqwerl Appreciation Day (Part II)

_MG_7138outsquee3It’s not ’til next Thursday, I know, blah blah. I direct your attention to the teeny leetle peenk tongue with the leecking ac-shun. That is all. Sent in by Ami S., photo via James Figielski/Paulinskill River Photography

[*Note: Rule of Cuteness #48: Tiny tongues are cute. -Ed.]

Can We Get A Little Rule #58 Here?

IMG_1353It’s one of the newer Rules, so perhaps you haven’t committed it to memory yet. Here we go: Rule of Cuteness #58: If you’re flyin’ with one flap up, that’s cute. Yeah, you can see the other one- barely- but it’s smooshed under.

We also got an email directly from The Derpy One shown above (she signed it!) AFAIK, no hoomins were involved. We present it here unedited and in its entirety:

“My name is Rosebud and I am a three month old Belgian Malinois. Everyone tells me what a pretty girl I am. I looooove my mom and dad and girl….and my kitty cats too! My all-time favorites are yummy treats, my blue oinky piggy and my Mama’s big bed. I get all crazy dog when my peoples get home, and BAROO often with my kangaroo ears. Everyone tells me that I’m a pretty girl – don’t you agree?! With Much Love, Rosebud Meier.”

TGIF!

output_TXVd1WThe first TGIF! of the new year also includes the very popular Rule #40: “Sleeping in a sunbeam is cute.”

From Begoña A.: I first want to thank you for posting the cute pic of Lola. It made me happy and almost cry to some of my former colleagues when they read the text and comments. I also want to share with you that we all have finally got a job. It has been hard, due to the situtation right now in Spain, but we made it!!! I also send you some pics of my other companion Lili also having sunbath. Regards from Spain.”

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“Oh! You’re Home….Early!

There is absolutely no doubt that Shamus has either (A) Done something very bad, or (B) Is about to. Which leads us to Rule #32: If you’re caught doing something bad, it’s cute.”

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“​Here is a photo of my 6-year-old rescue cat Shaymus (aka Shay-Shay.) He has an almost human-looking face! I love him to pieces but his snoring does keep me up many nights,” Jamie M. tells us.

Murray Von Kittypants

IMG_4532Only three days left in the year and we might just have discovered the Top Name For 2015. “Yes, that is indeed his full name. He’s a seducer of the ladies (well, me, since he hides under the bed when strangers show up) and he also likes to celebrate Christmas. He also has his own Instagram; sorry, gotta Pimp the Cuteness! Actually, not sorry :P)” -Carrie S.

[*Note 1: Rule of Cuteness #25: Dangling paws are cute. -Ed.]

[*Note 2: New tag: “Pimping The Cuteness.” -Ed.]

One Post. Three Four Rules. With Squeaking.

Our latest Rule Of Cuteness states: #61: “If you use another animal as your bed, that’s cute. Match that with #53: “If your (or someone else’s) ears or tail cover your face for the purposes of sleeping, that’s cute.” Whoops, almost forgot Hilz: #08: “If you are small enough to use another animal’s ear as a blanket, it’s cute.”#07: A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute.”

Methinks we have a winner here. Speakers WAY up.


Originally seen on Imgur but the file was a bandwidth-crushing 87MB so we went with Instagram.

Total Christmas Rule 58 Action Spotted!

IMG_1797 copyClass, before we break for the Christmas holiday, let’s recite Rule of Cuteness #58:If you’re flyin’ with one flap up, that’s cute.” Sir Peanut von Wright is our Rules model for the day, c/o Rachel W.

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