Bed Head

IMG_2691“Meet Zara, all the way from New Zealand. My brother sent me this photo of her snuggling down in a place where she is not allowed. Looks like she knows it, too.” -Colleen R.
(VERY Rare Rule #32 Cited Thusly: “If You’re Caught Doing Something Bad, It’s Cute.”

Chauncey And Priscilla

b2db57bf137fbf537434307c0cf3be65CutePorter Amy J. sent us this Prosh Pair O’Pups! “I would like to introduce Sir Chauncey Billups. He was born in April 2011 and a wonderful companion. Chauncey enjoys lounging, eating, and ear scratching.”

10300424_694125840647852_692757090477021398_n
“He has a new girlfriend, Priscilla Presley. We adopted Priscilla during the worst storm in Michigan last winter.”

04418a3c06dea221bf14323c0a4be0fd
“She was originally found on the mean streets of Detroit when she was about 3 months old.”

319873_343711205689319_1360522896_n
“She enjoys Chauncey, bouncing like Tigger, running, and belly rubs.”

b547c8d7626d7e77d283e74fd6cf3f29
(Multiple Rules here, too- #95, #28, and #27, for sure.

bb7ade1d39ee9dad0f6ac7f96b6fb144

Play Hard. Nap Harder.

unnamedThere’s a Rule in play with this one..but, er, we, can’t seem to think of it due to- er, well, yeah. “This is our 4.5-month-old puppy Luna, just after we brought her to the dog park for the very first time.” -Sarah C.

[*Disclosure- she did the headline too. -Ed.]

More Cool Dual Rules

Get another Twin-Pak™ of Rules for you, care of Cuteporter Shannon V. She says, “We keep finding these little guys in our pool. #wheresyourmama.”

#13: “Juicy” eyes & noses are cute.
#21: Eye capsules are cute.

image (1)
[*Note- Couldn't we have a Rule like this: "If your head can auto-retract into your body, that's Cute." -FWIW, -Ed.]

image

Dex Paw-sitively Destroys Rule #95

DSC_0169Ever since we put up the photo of Lefty and suggested that our new Rule #95 should just be retired – ’cause he now owned it- we’ve had to (surprise, like this is something new) back pedal a bit on that blanket statement. Wallace was next to claim a shot at the throne.

And then..there’s Big D.

“This is Dexter, I noticed the recent side eye Hall of Fame pictures, and thought Dexter would be a contender. Not only do you get the Side-Eye, but also the sassy ear that gives him a Rhianna look. This was just after I got my new camera and he was not too pleased with how many pictures I was taking of him.” -Lori P.

[*Note: Also in effect: "Rule of Cuteness #42: Ears that flop over a leetle beet are cute." -Ed.]

Snorgle A Hummingbird?

pot belleh 1“I’m submitting this photo I took of a Hummingbird exhibiting Rule #38,” comments Cuteporter -Lise C. [*Note: "If you have a curved, plump belleh, it's cute." -Ed.] “Alas, I wasn’t allowed close enough to Snorgle it. H-birds have pretty good BEF*, too! We love C.O.!”

[*BEF = Beady Eye Factor. And trying to Snorgle a Supersonic Hummingbird, while truly admirable, seems hopeless. If you do, photos please. -Ed.]

There Is No Side-Eye Hall Of Fame 2

IMG_1171Remember Lefty from Saturday? Best Side-Eye Look ever? Took Rule #95 and engraved his name on it? Well…….THAT was BEFORE we saw Wallace. “He’s pretty good at ‘the look,'” says Marci M. That would be a true statement.

There Is No Side-Eye Hall Of Fame

But if there WAS, Lefty would be in it. No, he’d OWN it. ALL of it. At the least, he’s got Rule Of Cuteness #95 locked DOWN.

enhanced-17928-1410552718-1
From BuzzFeed.

Sammi In The Sun

Flickr-Image-1Absolute Rule Of Cuteness #40: “Sleeping in a sunbeam is cute.”

“I have been a Cute Overload addict for many years. Recently my soul mate, my Sammi Girl, a cream colored, Deer Head Chihuahua passed away at home. :( Sammi Girl loved 3 things in life other than me: basking in the sun, burrowing under her blanket, and stealing wet wash clothes from the hamper.” -Faye.

Wonder What He’s Thinkin’

Maybe..”I’m gonna do a GREAT BAROO and get on Cute Overload.” Yeah. That must be it. (Also note Rule #42: “Ears that flop over a leetle beet are cute.”)

rD8BIbu
Reddit.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 13,536 other followers