The Zen Of Halloween

It might just be me, but I’d bet that these kittehs from Japan (Shironeko and pals) don’t KNOW, and don’t CARE, what day it is tomorrow.

From T.O.

Mr. Barista? Do I Want A Grande, Venti, Or A Demi?

Ah, what the heck. Just pour me one of these, please!

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From RN24 and Andrew Y.

The Secret Of Maru’s Cow REVEALED

Blue Footed Booby noticed in the earlier Maru video that, in fact, the mysterious cow we see in most of the videos has a map of the world on it! And so it does:

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So, applying a little logic (a lot of Amazon.jp boxes in Mugumogu’s house, yo) we checked the site, and….bingo.

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Cost is $52 USD and change as of this writing, according to the converter.

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NO idea if they’ll ship worldwide.

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Oh, Maru? Take A Look At THESE, Pal!

Yesterday we took a quick trip over The Big Pond to The Big J for some Kitteh Toe Bean Massager Action, meant for hoomins. Now, it’s time for some Comfy Bed Action for your kitteh or puppeh- and here’s where to buy ‘em. Good luck with that- Chrome refused to translate it, so yer on yer own. RN says the cost is “from 3,240 yen (US$30.32) to 12,312 yen ($115.22) depending on the size.

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As always, we bow to our great friends in the East at RocketNews 24.

Just In Time For Toesday

(And Christmas gift giving.) We’re ‘Tockin’ heavy duty Toe Beans here, everyone. These Beans you use to massage your back! (Japan, natch.) Quoting RN24: “According to the label, the massagers come in Calico, Tabby and American Shorthair versions, so you can make believe your actual cat is concerned for your well-being.” HA! As IF.

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Anyone wanna volunteer some translayshe? And of course, it goes without saying, but we’ll say ‘er again…

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(Shaking fist at the sky:) WHY O WHY won’t they sell this in the US?

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#OWLSARETOTALLYUNDERRATED

#watchthisowlmassageyoullwishyouwerethere.

From Laughing Squid.

Caturday: I’ll Just Be Leaving Now…

[You just let me know when the noms are ready, OK? 'Bye for now.]

RN24.

Holy Hairballs, It’s Cat Man!

Today’s Big J lesson is about “Kyushu Neko Ojisan.” Also known as “The Cat Man from Kyushu.” Basically, there’s this fellow who has nine Chinchilla and Himalayan cats. He gathers them up, stuffs them in a BABY STROLLER, and then takes them for a walk in Tokyo. RN24 and Jezebel have more deets.

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And of course, there’s the FB and Twitter pages, too. (IF you understand Japanese.)

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“Redonk cat walk TIMES NINE,” says Stephen T.

Yes. Kitten Band-Aids* From Japan.

These are designed specifically for when your kitteh hauls off and whacks you is feeling like McGrumpypants. Like that ever happens.

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RocketNews 24 says you can pre-order on this website- sorry, it’s a Japanese language only site….good luck with that.

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Each set has 24 bandages (six types, four of each.)

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Cost is Y560- (A bit over $5 US.)

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Orders should be fulfilled by the end of December and the end of January 2015.

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[*Yes, we KNOW "Band-Aid™ " is a brand™ . But you know everyone calls 'em "Band-Aids" no matter who makes 'em. Like Xerox, y'know? -Ed.]

Slo-Mo Caturday

Normally—cats will NEVER play a game of catch with you. (Why? Because you want them to.) However, if you make it worth their while with their favorite cat toy, they might. Nice video from The Big J, and you can dance to it, too.

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