Teddy In ’12!

President Obama promises this. Governor Romney promises that.

The Po’ Pine Party’s very own Teddy Bear has decided to enter the race, and he has his own agenda, People. Listen up! Teddy in ’12!

Corn for everyone!

See more of The Tedster right here.

Teddy Bear Goes Bananas!

Teddy Bear the talking porcupine is back! This time, the object of his assault attention is a frozen banana. TB needs to cool off in the Dallas heat, and this is just the thing. Listen to Teddy comment on his banana as he noms it to death. (Example @ :17- aaaack, it’s very good!) Helpful commentary/translation provided by his hoomin Allison B.


Click here for TB’s greatest hits!

I’ll Hippity-Hoppity You, Lady

Since no Easter would be complete without a visit from the Easter Porcupine, here again is Teddy Bear, filmed by his ever-present nemesis, Velma Snackgrabber, wishing someone would get these stupid ears off me everyone a happy Easter.

Oh Teddy, You Incurable Romantic

Roses are red
They taste good, too
I ate all my corn
So put down the stupid camera and get me some more, why dontcha?

Darn, That Was a Dom Pérignon ’85, Too

We just couldn’t end 2011 without a visit from our new best friend, Zooniversity’s quilled quipster, Teddy Bear. Looks like Teddy’s been hitting the corn — and the champagne bottle — a little early this year. Relive Teddy’s past words of wisdom on our Teddy page.

Oh, It’s This Guy Again

When we last saw Teddy Bear, the pugnaciously possessive porcupine, he offered some strong opinions on the subject of corn, specifically how it was his and you can keep your grabby little hands off it, lady. In this installment, Teddy shares his views about pumpkins, and they turn out to be… pretty much the same.

What a Prickly Eater

Meet Teddy, who prefers to dine alone and isn’t afraid to tell you why. (Actually, I think we all get like this when a waitress tries to take our food before we’re finished.)

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