OK, Who Do You Like, Teddy?

Teddy Bear The Porcupine has made his prediction for the Big Game between the 49ers and the Ravens. Take ‘er away, T-Man!

From Zooniversity.

Let’s Check in on Teddy Bear

New news from Teddy Bear!

Here, TB looks like he’s rockin’ a ‘Fro with his fur hair quills.

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And here, T-Man doesn’t know what to make of the white stuff…much like Maru.

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Teddy Is Ready To Par-tay Tonight

Better hide the champagne corn. You can’t quite make it out- but The Tedster seems to be saying: “Have a Happy New Year’s Eve tonight!”

Via Zooniversity.

Gingerbread Man Never Had A Chance

Hi! This is omnomnomnom Teddy Bear! And I’d like to omnomnomnom wish you omnomnomnom a Merry omnomnomnom Christmas!

How To Nom A Punkin

Halloweenie is Wednesday night. Teddy Bear, as always, has something to say about that.

[We’re just not sure what he’s saying -Ed]

Happy Halloween, Tedster!

Teddy In ’12!

President Obama promises this. Governor Romney promises that.

The Po’ Pine Party’s very own Teddy Bear has decided to enter the race, and he has his own agenda, People. Listen up! Teddy in ’12!

Corn for everyone!

See more of The Tedster right here.

Teddy Bear Goes Bananas!

Teddy Bear the talking porcupine is back! This time, the object of his assault attention is a frozen banana. TB needs to cool off in the Dallas heat, and this is just the thing. Listen to Teddy comment on his banana as he noms it to death. (Example @ :17- aaaack, it’s very good!) Helpful commentary/translation provided by his hoomin Allison B.

Click here for TB’s greatest hits!

I’ll Hippity-Hoppity You, Lady

Since no Easter would be complete without a visit from the Easter Porcupine, here again is Teddy Bear, filmed by his ever-present nemesis, Velma Snackgrabber, wishing someone would get these stupid ears off me everyone a happy Easter.

Oh Teddy, You Incurable Romantic

Roses are red
They taste good, too
I ate all my corn
So put down the stupid camera and get me some more, why dontcha?

Darn, That Was a Dom Pérignon ’85, Too

We just couldn’t end 2011 without a visit from our new best friend, Zooniversity’s quilled quipster, Teddy Bear. Looks like Teddy’s been hitting the corn — and the champagne bottle — a little early this year. Relive Teddy’s past words of wisdom on our Teddy page.

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