I’m Gonna Eat ALL Of These

After lying low for a long time, Teddy Bear The Talking Porcupine is back with his second Halloween video in two days. Tedster, save some room for candy corn later tonight, dude!

THIS JUST IN: Teddy Bear Power-Noms Punkin!

Teddy Bear is back! Exhibiting his trademark Laser-Like Focus™, he noms a little punkin to death. And enjoys it.

And here’s last year’s Nom-Fest, so you can Contrast & Compare:

Weirdest Looking Easter Bunny Ever

This Easter Bunny’s Teddy’s got QUILLS! If you see this guy come hoppin’ down the Bunny Trail, be careful how you pet him.

Zooniversity, naturally.

Happy St. Teddy’s Day!

Chubbiest Noisiest Leprechaun ever. How’s that Pot Cob O’ Gold workin’ for ya, Theodore?

From Zooniversity.

24 Hours Of Cute: Happy Valentine’s Day @ 7:17AM

The Sound Of Love Ees Een The Air and it sounds like…our pal Teddy Bear! [Totally rhymes, cool. -Ed]

Updated With Subtitles, from Zooniversity.

24 Hours Of Cute: Happy Valentine’s Day continues…

OK, Who Do You Like, Teddy?

Teddy Bear The Porcupine has made his prediction for the Big Game between the 49ers and the Ravens. Take ‘er away, T-Man!

From Zooniversity.

Let’s Check in on Teddy Bear

New news from Teddy Bear!

Here, TB looks like he’s rockin’ a ‘Fro with his fur hair quills.


And here, T-Man doesn’t know what to make of the white stuff…much like Maru.


Teddy Is Ready To Par-tay Tonight

Better hide the champagne corn. You can’t quite make it out- but The Tedster seems to be saying: “Have a Happy New Year’s Eve tonight!”

Via Zooniversity.

Gingerbread Man Never Had A Chance

Hi! This is omnomnomnom Teddy Bear! And I’d like to omnomnomnom wish you omnomnomnom a Merry omnomnomnom Christmas!

How To Nom A Punkin

Halloweenie is Wednesday night. Teddy Bear, as always, has something to say about that.

[We’re just not sure what he’s saying -Ed]

Happy Halloween, Tedster!


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