Delusional Lady of Whiskershire Declares, “Oh. Mah. Gah.”

How do you think I feel? I'm just stunned! I feel used, betrayed...I'm mortified! Never once did I see this coming or even suspect there was someone else. I mean, look at me – how could Wills pick her over this???

Always a bridesmaid (though I suspect not in this case), James P.