How To Properly Deploy The Privacy Tail (+ RULES!)

?“This is my fabulous Rosemary and her even more fabulous belleh in her favorite relaxation position. Please note the exemplary deployment of the Privacy Tail. She is a lady, after all. Hope you find her Cute-Overload-worthy. Just look at that belleh – she’s so juicy!” -Cheryl S.

RULES NOTED:

#02: Looking helpless is cute.

#13:Juicy” eyes & noses are cute.

#22: Curled-up or tucked paw is cute.

#39: Nuzzable mini-chests are cute.

#41: Exposing a vulnerable area is cute.

Five For The Price O’ One

This is how I dog. - Imgur(*Update: Make that SIX.)

1.) Side-Eye.

2.) Derpy Tongue.

3.) Toe Beans.

4.) Generous ‘Tock Display.

5.) The Tailio Iglesias.

6. Crossed Paws!

That just about wraps this up, don’t you think?

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Friday Haiku: Tiny Turtle

A tiny green friend
With hard shell and four small feet
(And a Tailio)

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“Found a leetle baby turtle on our walk- for all that is good and holy, squeeee!” -Rachel C.

‘Tocktober Toe-Fer

photoThis Puppeh is displaying about as perfect an example of Haunch/’Tock Splayage as you are likely to find anywhere. Add the questioning look and you’ve got Cinnamon, the complete package. (Oh, and the Curly-Q Tailio Iglesias and Bonus Toebeans.) “My name is Sumi. I thought you would like a photo of my dog, Cinnamon a.k.a. Cimanum! I love your website!”

Ah…..butt there’s more.

Yes, Cinnamon’s Splayage gets a 10 from our panel of judges- but these are classic, too. “This is my Beagle-Lab mix Kitsch and his favourite pose is ‘The ‘Tock Pose.'” – Allison L.”

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Rump Day

This is an extra-speshul Hump Day Rump Day ’cause it’s a short week! (In the USA, anyway. On the East Coast, they’re already clock watching. Admit it.)

Heck, slip out of the office early today, make tomorrow a vaca day, then you have the Fourth on Friday, and the weekend! Wham-Bam-C-U-Monday!

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“This is Theodore Calvin Huxtable Hawks. He’s a 7 year old Italian Greyhound with the cutest little rump, which he doesn’t mind displaying.” -Valerie H.

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