Skwerl Steals Puppeh’s Identity

They’ll do anything for belly rubs!

Somewhere out there, is a puppeh burying acorns, LinninIN

Kitty the ResQter

Just looking at me, you would think I’m an adorable kitten.


And it’s true, I am.

But, I’m more than cute, I’m a surrogate mother to squirrels.


When they are very tiny, they don’t try to run away, so you can cuddle them all you like, even when you get distracted by a strange noise or flicker of light.



One day, my little friend will be big and frolic in the trees. He won’t have the time to let me groom him. I’m making the most of it right now.


This takes ResQte to a WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL, Star Foxy!

Come On! We’re All Thinking It.

Is that tree birthing a squirrel?


When’s the baby shower, Eyrich?

I’m Right Below You, JUMP!


Nice catch, Assen!

Squirrels Have Evil Genius

I think they are trying to spell something. If squirrels can spell, we are all in big trouble.


Here is the ringleader:

What might life be like if squirrels ruled the world, Vitali B.?

“Anybody hooome?” [looks up and down, eye capsule twitch]


“Well hel-LO!” …ehhhn. Just …out …of …reach. [crazed stare]


(Crai!) “Don’t make me come in there!”


“GIVE ME MY NUT!” [makes grabby hand]


Unnamed, you are so lucky you weren’t a-salted!

Squirrel Has A Big Head

I was feeling a little less than, you know? I was getting left out of all the squirrel games and I was practically invisible. Then, I saw an ad from Archie McPhee and just like that, I’m bigger than life!



Live To Ride. Ride To Live.

I used to climb trees.

Now I climb my Harley, let this lady human sit behind me and we ride these mean streets letting the wind blow freedom right into our faces.

This is the life I was meant to live.


The Post and Courier says Suki Mixson’s pet squirrel, Zipper, has been riding motorcycles since she was a baby.

Today On As The Squirrel Turns

Jeffrey says goodbye to Zelda.

Jeffrey: Darling, come with me. We’ll go away together and never come back. I don’t care rhat you’re pregnant with an alien’s baby. I love you. And, it’s been a whole month since you slept with my best friend and you’ve fully recovered from your paralysis after the water skiing accident. There’s nothing holding us back, my love.

Zelda: Oh Jeffrey. I’ve changed…my clothes. I can’t go away with you now, I just washed my hair. Besides, I don’t love you anymore, Jeffrey. {Music swells, DUN-DUN-DUN!}

Jeffrey: Don’t say that! We’ve been through too much and tried so hard. Look at me! With both your eyes! {Pause} Oh, I see. You don’t love me anymore. Very well. Just one last kiss and then I’ll be out of your life.

Zelda: Sure, but on the cheek, okay? {Smooch sound}

Jeffrey: Goodbye, Zelda. Goodbye forever!

Where will Jeffrey go? When will Zelda have her baby? Will her hair ever dry? Answers to these and other questions tomorrow on As The Squirrel Turns.


Pixdaus strikes again!

Can You Cheat At Pattycake?

The one on the right thinks so.


Suspicious squirrels have squinty eyes, Kim and Marcea!