“Anybody hooome?” [looks up and down, eye capsule twitch]


“Well hel-LO!” …ehhhn. Just …out …of …reach. [crazed stare]


(Crai!) “Don’t make me come in there!”


“GIVE ME MY NUT!” [makes grabby hand]


Unnamed, you are so lucky you weren’t a-salted!

Squirrel Has A Big Head

I was feeling a little less than, you know? I was getting left out of all the squirrel games and I was practically invisible. Then, I saw an ad from Archie McPhee and just like that, I’m bigger than life!



Live To Ride. Ride To Live.

I used to climb trees.

Now I climb my Harley, let this lady human sit behind me and we ride these mean streets letting the wind blow freedom right into our faces.

This is the life I was meant to live.


The Post and Courier says Suki Mixson’s pet squirrel, Zipper, has been riding motorcycles since she was a baby.

Today On As The Squirrel Turns

Jeffrey says goodbye to Zelda.

Jeffrey: Darling, come with me. We’ll go away together and never come back. I don’t care rhat you’re pregnant with an alien’s baby. I love you. And, it’s been a whole month since you slept with my best friend and you’ve fully recovered from your paralysis after the water skiing accident. There’s nothing holding us back, my love.

Zelda: Oh Jeffrey. I’ve changed…my clothes. I can’t go away with you now, I just washed my hair. Besides, I don’t love you anymore, Jeffrey. {Music swells, DUN-DUN-DUN!}

Jeffrey: Don’t say that! We’ve been through too much and tried so hard. Look at me! With both your eyes! {Pause} Oh, I see. You don’t love me anymore. Very well. Just one last kiss and then I’ll be out of your life.

Zelda: Sure, but on the cheek, okay? {Smooch sound}

Jeffrey: Goodbye, Zelda. Goodbye forever!

Where will Jeffrey go? When will Zelda have her baby? Will her hair ever dry? Answers to these and other questions tomorrow on As The Squirrel Turns.


Pixdaus strikes again!

Can You Cheat At Pattycake?

The one on the right thinks so.


Suspicious squirrels have squinty eyes, Kim and Marcea!

You Kids Stay Outta My Yard!

Back in my day, kids respected a fella’s yard. My nuts are down there!


That squirrel has a bad case of the old and grumpies, Johan C.

Squirrel Tales – Truffle

Once upon a time, a baby squirrel fell from the nest and landed on the sidewalk. Now, this may have ended very badly if it were any other squirrel. But, the squirrel named Truffle was…let’s see, how to say this nicely…quite portly. It was this portliness that cushioned his fall.

The Cute Overload Fairy saw what had happened and brought Truffle to a nice Lady named Miriam. Miriam loved this baby and rather enjoyed how, um, chunky he was. She could not resist squishing Truffle’s chubby cheeks with her finger.


Miriam also delighted in keeping little-big Truffle warm and stylish.


The Cute Overload Fairy was very proud of Miriam for giving Truffle the job of comforting other orphans like Brownie and Cupcake. It made Truffle feel like he was part of a family again.


The Cute Overload Fairy wants to thank all of the people who foster and care for sick and orphaned animals, like Miriam S. SMOOCH!

Follow the Leader

Oooh Kaaay kids, this game is getting to be a real drag.


And school has been out only one day, Robyn R.

What Are They Thinking?

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Miriam tells us that the green round headed friend is a Angry Birds Pig. It’s a good thing flying squirrelas don’t lay eggs!

Skur! Ah Waja Ten Ma Fung Maba, Ah Wu Cwafng Peena.


This is why table manners are so important, Amy S.