Mission: TOTALLY Possible

[I have a mission. It is to eat every single one of the peanuts this guy gives me. And I must do eet quickly before I am caught and the Secretary Of State disavows any knowledge of my existence. And I don’t even know who that is. Now if you will excuse me, I must OM NOM NOM.]


“I shot this video on top of Sulphur Mountain in Banff, Alberta. It’s technically a ground squirrel, but it looks a lot like a chipmunk.” -Travis W.

A Squirrel Is Just A Rat With A Cuter Outfit*

If you give a Squirrel an inch…he’ll take a mile. And all the peanuts along the way, too.

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*Header c/o Sarah Jessica Parker.

Who Put This Guy In MY Woods?

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From Reddit.

Gonna Pound This Down RIGHT NOW

Wanna see a bebeh sqwerl chug an entire bottle of Sqwerl Formula in one shot? OF COURSE you do.

WHOA EXCELLENT FAVE FRAME™ BELLEH ACTION:

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As seen on Buzz Lightyear.

Flying Sqwerls (& Much Much More!)

Photographer Max Ellis has delivered some amazingly closeup shots of these knuckleheads, as seen on Bored Panda.

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[I don’t know why U won’t launch.]
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[I DO wish they’d make these Cadbury eggs bigger.]

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[Ah, what’s in here, then?]

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[Oh, it works like THIS!]

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[Come OUT of there!]

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[Sneef? Hmmmm.]

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[WHOA.]

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[And now for my next trick…]

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[I haz goodd spelinngs skils, see? I wil spel werd noww.]

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[Giddy Up!]

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[I theenk this belongs to Thor.]

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[MOOSHY!!]

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[How high can I stack these before they fall?]

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Havin’ A Derby Day Cookout, Are We?

[Let’s see…chips, dip, Derby Pie, Mint Julips, got all that. Ketchup is right here, hotdogs and burgers looking good! WAIT. Peanuts. WHERE are the PEANUTS?]

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(And as long as we’re on the subject of the Kentucky Derby we’ve got OMG PONIES!1!!1!!)

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Squirrel from BuzzFeed..Pony is an Encore Presentaysh!

Throwback Thursday

This just in: Squirrels have tongues

MARCH 13, 2006 by MEG
It’s TRUE, People! This anerable squirrel has his tongue slurping out. It’s so nice of Patty the Wildlife Rescuer to hold the water faucet on for him, isn’t it?

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jennim_harrilb_flickr-3990-1-_tplqGlugs go to Jenni H.

Well, It Has To Be A Squnk

(Squirrel + Skunk = Squnk. Isn’t that the right spelling? Who knows, we’re makin’ this stuff up as we go.)

Ever seen anyone like thees? This little girl/guy was spotted in San Jose CA., and she’s/he’s called a “Piebald” sqwerl. Ah, let’s trot out The Big W for that one.

A Piebald or Pied Animal is one that has a spotting pattern of large unpigmented, usually white, areas of hair, feathers, or scales and normally pigmented patches, generally black. The colour of the animal’s skin underneath its coat is also pigmented under the dark patches and unpigmented under the white patches. Animals with this pattern may include horses, dogs, birds, cats, pigs, and cattle, as well as snakes such as the ball python. [+ SQUIRRELS. -Ed.]

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Photos by the San Francisco Globe.

Yo! Rocky!

Rocky doesn’t want to SIT on a Ritz…or PUT ON the Ritz.

He wants to EAT the Ritz. ALL of ‘em.

This is gonna be good fantastic.

Now U C Me…..

Now U don’t!!!

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What U mean, I am gonna be in a “Spin Cycle?”
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I will use my Kitteh Mind Control to get all the Noms from U…

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Buzzzzzz

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