Rule of Cuteness # 33 – Good as new!

Dusted off and displayed for your viewing pleasure! A bygone Rule of Cuteness that was stumbled upon down in the ol’ CO basement!

“Your tail says, “Yes!”, but your ears say, “nyerhe!”

Miriam S. sent in this baby squirrel orphan rescued by Second Chance Wildlife Center.

Salad Bar Police are Gonna Getcha!

In a recent Salad Bar Morality and Ethics investigation, two out of three squirrels were caught red-handed!

Michelle P., maybe squirrels weren’t the best test choice. Toby, Jenny and Terri are rehabbed squirrels who have been released.

My Precious!

My Precious. My Precious. We babbles for our Precious. The cute, it Gollums us.

So this is how Smeagol got started, Patty P.

Internal Dialogue of Three Squirrels

Gary (the middle one): Hey! Frank! She’s putting a pecan pie on the windowsill. Frank! I can’t believe it! I can smell it from here, Frank!

Sam (the one on the left): I know. It looks like a good one. Could you let go of me?

Ashley (the one on the right): I will make that pie mine own. First I will climb up this tree, scurry across the telephone wire and drop down, like I’m Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. Then I’m gonna eat that pie.

These squirrels are delightful, Giles Gonthier.

My Foo is Strong

To win at foraging it’s not enough to be strong physically. You’ve got to be strong mentally. You have to look that acorn in the eye and let it know you intend to crush it like, …like an acorn!

Eastern Gray Squirrel, showing those acorns who’s boss, Ingrid T.

I Heart the Womens

Celebrate the women in your life, March 8th International Women’s Day!

Here’s some more of this tufty eared sqirrely

We honor you and all the ladies today, Anttu K.

A Proverb

A squirrel in the hand

is worth two in the bowl.

Squirrelumptious photos by Coast & Canyon Wildlife Rehabilitation and Miriam S.

The Irresistable Siren Call of Cookies

Mmm, I know I shouldn’t, but before I know it, my paws put it in my mouth. How does that happen?

There are times when a squirrel needs something a little more, Tomi T.

There’s A Cute For That

Always longed to see a ferret spread out flat?

Urgently need an extra box for a cat?

Do you adore squirrels who look like Scrat?

Are you ready to party with a pup in a pointy pink hat?

Interested in headlines about a famous Democrat?

Could you use a little help at the laundromat?

Do you want to believe bunnies are fluffy and not fat?

Now everybody needs a nap, Princess Maya by Kasia P., box kitties by Paul P., squirrel by Florian W., Brussels Griffon by Stacy Z., Political Chuck pup by Sara S. via, sloth baby by Sam J. & Sara, and Knabbel the bunny by J. Pockele.

Check Out My Undercarriage!

It’s a beaut, isnt’ it? I got it detailed and everything, just so it would look nice from this angle. I see you have a digital camera; got enough battery life? Because I really don’t have a “bad side”. I’ve got about a gillion poses I could…hey, where ya going?

Undercoating costs extra, Håkan D.


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