Today On As The Squirrel Turns

Jeffrey says goodbye to Zelda.

Jeffrey: Darling, come with me. We’ll go away together and never come back. I don’t care rhat you’re pregnant with an alien’s baby. I love you. And, it’s been a whole month since you slept with my best friend and you’ve fully recovered from your paralysis after the water skiing accident. There’s nothing holding us back, my love.

Zelda: Oh Jeffrey. I’ve changed…my clothes. I can’t go away with you now, I just washed my hair. Besides, I don’t love you anymore, Jeffrey. {Music swells, DUN-DUN-DUN!}

Jeffrey: Don’t say that! We’ve been through too much and tried so hard. Look at me! With both your eyes! {Pause} Oh, I see. You don’t love me anymore. Very well. Just one last kiss and then I’ll be out of your life.

Zelda: Sure, but on the cheek, okay? {Smooch sound}

Jeffrey: Goodbye, Zelda. Goodbye forever!

Where will Jeffrey go? When will Zelda have her baby? Will her hair ever dry? Answers to these and other questions tomorrow on As The Squirrel Turns.


Pixdaus strikes again!

Best Montage Ever

Kittens are the stars; Jared Witter did everything else.

For The Love Of Ginger!

To start, let us observe the domestic ginger.






Now, a wild ginger.


Finally, a non-biased ginger.

Ginger lovin’ had me a blast! Ginger lovin’ happened so fast! Thanks to Kira, Johann S. and Diagonal View, met a ginger crazy for me! Met a ginger cute as can be. Well-a well-a well-a!

Sloths Give Best Advice Ever

This could change the world, friends.



Snorgle Close Up

Brinke G. sent us the excellent poster and Pam P. captured these two lovin’ each other in Costa Rica.

Squirrel Tales – Truffle

Once upon a time, a baby squirrel fell from the nest and landed on the sidewalk. Now, this may have ended very badly if it were any other squirrel. But, the squirrel named Truffle was…let’s see, how to say this nicely…quite portly. It was this portliness that cushioned his fall.

The Cute Overload Fairy saw what had happened and brought Truffle to a nice Lady named Miriam. Miriam loved this baby and rather enjoyed how, um, chunky he was. She could not resist squishing Truffle’s chubby cheeks with her finger.


Miriam also delighted in keeping little-big Truffle warm and stylish.


The Cute Overload Fairy was very proud of Miriam for giving Truffle the job of comforting other orphans like Brownie and Cupcake. It made Truffle feel like he was part of a family again.


The Cute Overload Fairy wants to thank all of the people who foster and care for sick and orphaned animals, like Miriam S. SMOOCH!

Are You My Mother?

Yes. Yes, I am.

I knew that, mama, I was just checking.


You are not a hen. You are not a dog. You are not a boat. You are not a snort. You are Ant!

Blissed Out

Bliss can be hard to come by. Here are some tips to finding yours.

1. Get a 10 minute belly rubbing session with a friend and enjoy the lasting euphoria.


2. Get all comfy cozy on a rainy day and have a luxurious nap.


2a. Be at the bottom of the sleep pile; it’s quite pleasurable.
3. Find someone you love and give ‘em a snorgle.


Michelle F., Ant and Carina G., we wish you more bliss than you can handle.

I Gotchya, Baby.

I know you do, Mama.


Marilyn T. sends this photo by Miranda Rachellina; an entry in the National Geographic Traveller Photo Contest 2012.

Limp And Lifeless?

Get your sproing and vigor back with Pronghorn. It’s easy to do if you follow these easy instructions. 1. Watch the video. 2. Run and jump. 3. Drink a bottle. 4. Repeat.

You will notice dramatic results immediately.

You might expect to pay hundreds of dollars for such a high quality program, but guess what? Pronghorn is totally FREE! That’s right, you can feel better at no cost to you.

Try it now, you have absolutely nothing to lose.

Fave Frame™


Results may vary. Bipeds rarely reach speeds matching quadrupeds. Consult your doctor before beginning any exercise routine. This is a product of Queens Zoo and Luke G.

Puppy Tales – Molly And Amelia

Once upon a time, there was a Husky puppy named Amelia.


There was also a Husky puppy named Molly.


Neither of them were sad, exactly, but, neither felt complete.

The Cute Overload Fairy heard their sighs and acknowledged their incompleteness. So, she went right to work and brought the two together.


Molly and Amelia were very happy to find each other and watched the world go by with the best friend they ever had.


Thank you, Kiera J., for a happy ending.

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