Now, More Than Ever, I Knead You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=598IdFlOXcQ

Those kitties are shameless, Nakuspienne.

Another Family Portrait Ruined!

Aunt Darla! Look at the camera for crying out loud! You do this every time. Come on, let’s take one more before we lose the light.


Ladies Over Fifty, we salute you!

What Are You Wearing to the Fancy Dress Party?

At any given moment, Lord Mumphrey is ready for a formal event.


Oh this? This is just something I threw together.


Can I wear a friend?


Fancy dress makes me weary.


Should I choose the dapper look or the Hawaiian look? What do you think?



Oh no, oh no, oh no! My nice suit is at the cleaners!


Why did no one tell me it was fancy dress?!


Way to go party animals, BuzzFeed, rrff737, hotshotjen CCattribution, Wayne Lynch, Webstagram, The Telegraph and Sven Micklishch

When I Grow Up I’m Gonna Have Big Teefs Like You

Everyone needs someone to look up to…or into.


Heroes are forever, Sandra.

While You Were Sleeping…

I bit our brother’s face.


And I liked it.

So I did it some more.


Oh the sibling revelry, soggydan!

Uh, Honey?

I’m gonna have to draw the line at eye kissing.


Here’s tongue in yer eye, Marina Cano.

Welcome To The Meelk Bar

Pull up a bar stool and get you some. I’ll throw in the purring for free.


Well captured Furrtographer!

I Like ‘Em Silent

I like the strong, pretty type, but I’d rather they not mess it up by talking.


Perhaps it is best to paws before speaking, comic book guy.

When Will The PDA End?

It’s a non-stop love fest out there; kissing right out in the open! Don’t any of you have rooms?





Pirizoe and Carrie T. you are killing me!

Today On As The Squirrel Turns

Jeffrey says goodbye to Zelda.

Jeffrey: Darling, come with me. We’ll go away together and never come back. I don’t care rhat you’re pregnant with an alien’s baby. I love you. And, it’s been a whole month since you slept with my best friend and you’ve fully recovered from your paralysis after the water skiing accident. There’s nothing holding us back, my love.

Zelda: Oh Jeffrey. I’ve changed…my clothes. I can’t go away with you now, I just washed my hair. Besides, I don’t love you anymore, Jeffrey. {Music swells, DUN-DUN-DUN!}

Jeffrey: Don’t say that! We’ve been through too much and tried so hard. Look at me! With both your eyes! {Pause} Oh, I see. You don’t love me anymore. Very well. Just one last kiss and then I’ll be out of your life.

Zelda: Sure, but on the cheek, okay? {Smooch sound}

Jeffrey: Goodbye, Zelda. Goodbye forever!

Where will Jeffrey go? When will Zelda have her baby? Will her hair ever dry? Answers to these and other questions tomorrow on As The Squirrel Turns.


Pixdaus strikes again!