“This is Mona, aka Monalicious, our three year old English Bulldog, posing for her annual Christmas card photo. This took quite a few attempts and even more Snausages!” -Frances & Mike.
[*Note: Speakers up for this one. -Ed.]
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From The Squid.
[It’s the middle of the night. Turn the lights OFF! And why do you got that thing in my face?]
“This is Miss Trixie using her moose toy, Sven, as a jowl rest. She likes to rest her jowls.” -Natalie W.
There’s just no way we could hold this one until Saturday, Nosevember First. No way. ‘Sides, it’s after 9. Time for bed.
From Emily S.
[A terrible day. AWFUL. Started off by going to the Vet. When that’s at the top of the agenda, the day is going straight into the pooper. So then we went to the pet store for a really horrible Halloween costume. I look like a big daisy, if you can believe it. She dressed me up in front of The Cat, who immediately ran off to tell his friends. Time for bed. I’m just gonna plop right down and drool for awhile. Sigh.]
Sully the Saint Bernard loves his hoomin. He REALLY does. And to prove it, he’s gonna smother him with slobber.
This is Marley! We’re gonna TRY (and most likely fail) at listing ALL the great stuff about her. Best of all- there’s a new rule and she was the catalyst. (IE, we just thought of it.)
#95: Throwing off a little Side-Eye is Cute. (NEW RULE! See Below.)
“This is Marley. She’s tired but wants to be included on the site. Is she Cute enough?” -Jonah K.
…whether or not I slobber on the couch? Some silly hoomin always wipes it up, anyway.
From the Big R.
Serious Heath Ledger/Joker vibe going on here. Think that header has been used before but so whut, it’s too perfect. Let’s get the 411 on this Slobberknocker RIGHT NOW.
“This is Holly, a valley bulldog (bulldog/boxer cross) owned by my boyfriend’s parents. When she lies upside down her jowls flop over and it looks hilarious. We took a picture of it and flipped it upside down. It looks like she is very happy!” -Nerhys H.