I’ve Fallen And He Won’t Let Me UP!

Sully the Saint Bernard loves his hoomin. He REALLY does. And to prove it, he’s gonna smother him with slobber.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Let The Decree Go Forth!! NEW RULE ACTION!

photoThis is Marley! We’re gonna TRY (and most likely fail) at listing ALL the great stuff about her. Best of all- there’s a new rule and she was the catalyst. (IE, we just thought of it.)

#42: Ears that flop over a leetle beet are Cute.

#43: Protruding bottom lips are Cute.

#95: Throwing off a little Side-Eye is Cute. (NEW RULE! See Below.)

“This is Marley. She’s tired but wants to be included on the site. Is she Cute enough?” -Jonah K.

Do Not Call Her “Butkus”

Meet Ellie. Ellie’s that big slobberknocker there. Her hoomin wants to change her name. She has a few new names in mind, but one of them- a homage to a former NFL star- doesn’t sit so well with Big E. (Or maybe Ellie hears it as…”Butt Kiss?”)

From Gawker.

Do I LOOK Like I Care….

…whether or not I slobber on the couch? Some silly hoomin always wipes it up, anyway.

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From the Big R.

Why So SERIOUS?

Serious Heath Ledger/Joker vibe going on here. Think that header has been used before but so whut, it’s too perfect. Let’s get the 411 on this Slobberknocker RIGHT NOW.

“This is Holly, a valley bulldog (bulldog/boxer cross) owned by my boyfriend’s parents. When she lies upside down her jowls flop over and it looks hilarious. We took a picture of it and flipped it upside down. It looks like she is very happy!” -Nerhys H.

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