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“These are pictures of my cat Lulu when she was a kitten almost 5 years ago,” writes Elena P.

From Jennifer S., “We got my fiance’s parents two cats for Christmas (with their agreement, no surprises!) We found 4 year old Tiger and Lady at the Great Plains SPCA. After looking and looking, one ginger kitty jumped right up in my father-in-law’s lap and went to sleep. As you can see, Tiger has managed to settle right in. He sits in my father-in-law’s lap when he gets a chance and sprawls himself in any chair he can find if no lap is available.”

“Every picture we get from them shows him relaxing in a more and more ridiculous pose. I hope you get as many laughs from this silly guy as we do.” -Jennifer S.