The Day After

[Man, this day is the pits. All the buildup, all the excitement, the lights and ornaments that I knocked off- whoops, did I say that out loud? And now- it’s the Day After. Sigh, another year to wait. I’m gonna lie here like this all day. Bummer. Drag. Etc. You can still scratch my belleh if you want.]

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“Tyson wanted to thank you for sharing his picture again (“Hey Honey? Have you seen the remote?”) As you can see the holidays wore him out. Tyson and I wanted to wish the staff of Cute Overload a Happy New Year. I check your website daily to brighten my spirits!” -Tracey (Tyson’s mom, sent from my iPhone.)”

I Mall Tuckered Out!

Every winter solstice, shopping is a hot topic, and my feet feel like hot kohls! The carts jostle like an old navy fleet of some banana republic, pushed by old fossils tickled pink to payless and save a few penneys on staples! I’d like to hide in a foot locker, or maybe Pandora’s box, but I guess I’ll crawl into this gap and sleep like a bebe.

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“She didn’t even make it through the front door,” notes Redditor IRaiseGuideDogs.

I Shall Guard this Ball With My Life

This is MY BALL and it belongs to me and it is mine and also I own it and you may not take MY BALL from me and I shall maintain a vigilant watch on MY BALL at all times to protect MY BALL from zombies and ghosts and evil bunny slippers and…

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“He fell asleep with the ball in his mouth,” explains Redditor iBleeedorange.

Caturday Morning: Noses -N- Beans

If you feel like sleeping in this morning, you aren’t the only one!


From Ambrose T.

Well, We Were Going to the Park…

… but now it looks like we’re stuck in park instead.

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Via Reddit.

Pygmy Marmoset Alert!!

[Pre-Emptive Nuffer Disclaimer: This little dude is a resident of the Rare Species Conservatory Foundationnot a pet in someone’s home. -Ed.]

Rule of Cuteness #45 says, “Any animal with the word ‘pygmy’ in it is Cute.”

Make it so, Number One.


Concord Paul & Barb, who have their umbrella out.

TGIF: Dog Tired

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“I took this photo last night of my friend’s new puppy, Ruckus. He’s a Mini Aussie and full of the dickens until he fell asleep on my lap. My friend and I would love to see him featured on Cute Overload!” -Maggie D.

Just Another Manú Monday

Actually- this is the first Manú Monday. But anything to work that Bangles lyric in, right? Anyway, Manú the Kitteh has an easy way to fall asleep. No Kitteh-sized Excedrin PM™ for him, no! He just asks his hoomin to give him a few keeses on the wips, and it’s lights out by :25. BOOM! Game Ovah!


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This Was the Best Sleepover Ever!

“(yawn) Good night, Stuffed Moose! Good night, Stuffed Possibly a Platypus! Good night, Little Orphan Slipper! See you guys in the morning!”

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“Our puppy crawled into the pillow and went to sleep,” says Flickerer Zigger_Dog.

The Solitary Vigil for the Dreaded UPS Man

For sleepless days and nights he waits, ever on guard against the sinister Man in Brown and his parcels of evil. Then he hears it: the metallic shhunk of the sliding door, followed by footsteps up the front walk. This is his moment. Only he can defend his home against the hellish forces of Zappos and L.L. Bean. Fighting off fatigue, he crouches into assault stance, aaaaaaaaand…

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“He woke up and started to get off the couch then went back to sleeping like this,” says Redditor T_Avalon.

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