Playing Twister with Ambien

The last thing Stretch remembers is putting a paw on blue…

Nice find, Annie M.

World’s Top Eater Fail

When he began the challenge, everyone assumed it would be a non-gut buster considering he regularly snacks on the easily digestible triple-cheese inner tube with a side of pickled fire hydrant.

So when the final verdict was handed down, the shame and surprise were heavy: Jaws “Kobayashi” McNugget lost challenge “Candied Chickpea Bundt Cake”.

Looks like he’s going to Rowlf, Caye H.

Pinin’ for the Fjords

It’s not pinin’! It’s passed on! This ferret is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late ferret! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This… is an ex…

Wait, never mind.

Another Quality Foraged Link from AQFL.net P.S. The palindrome of “Phillip P.” would be “Ppillihp”! It don’t work!

Wes Craven Just…Got…Cuter.

In an effort to recruit a new demographic, the producers of “Scream 4″ decided to ditch the iconic mask for this little token of evil.

Mr. Moe is an evil genius, Debbie S.

Lullaby, and goodnight, your freakish feet are a fright.

OK, perhaps there’s nothing we can humanely do about their disproportionate size, but would an emery board be so horrible?

Thanks to Alexandra J. who discovered this gem on this gem.

Wonder Nap Powers, Activate!

Form of a Frisbee! No, wait — a spare tire! Um, a nice cheese danish, maybe?

Photo by Gloson, spotted by Phillip P.

Total Loss of Tongue Control

Yikes! It’s escaping again! Quick, somebody catch it before it gets away!

Photo credit: basykes

And that was the Last Time He Ever Went Out with the Cat

If he thinks that fourth tequila shot was a bad idea, just wait until he sees the “I ♥ Maru” tattoo on his chest.

Drunken gut-HANCE!

Let the big guy sleep it off, Angela C.

I’m never staying in this hospital again

You pay extra for a room with a private nurse, and then she just goes to sleep on the job, while I’m stuck sneezing my head off!

Pup overboard!!!

Oh noes! The helpless little puppy is drowning! How can you people just stand there and laugh, when that poor pooch is in terrible peril! Somebody throw him a Life Saver, or at least some Skittles! Oh, this is terrible (…ly cute)!

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