There’s Always That One Houseguest

The snacks are gone, your other friends left hours ago, you’ve announced “well-p, got that big department meeting first thing tomorrow” at least five times, and still…

Via Gawker via The Daily What.

The Dog Napper

Has caught another one.

And they all catch some Zzzzzz’s, Kina and Michael Y.

And a Happy Monday to You, Too

Yeah, I had a wild weekend, but I’m totally ready to work armblty mrmfl zzz… Whuh just a few hours’ sleep, here I am, fresh as a daisuggh fnurrff zzz… Whoa so I’ll have those TPS reports on your desk by ten o’cloarggh mumble thud…

Playing Twister with Ambien

The last thing Stretch remembers is putting a paw on blue…

Nice find, Annie M.

World’s Top Eater Fail

When he began the challenge, everyone assumed it would be a non-gut buster considering he regularly snacks on the easily digestible triple-cheese inner tube with a side of pickled fire hydrant.

So when the final verdict was handed down, the shame and surprise were heavy: Jaws “Kobayashi” McNugget lost challenge “Candied Chickpea Bundt Cake”.

Looks like he’s going to Rowlf, Caye H.

Pinin’ for the Fjords

It’s not pinin’! It’s passed on! This ferret is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late ferret! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! It’s rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This… is an ex…

Wait, never mind.

Another Quality Foraged Link from AQFL.net P.S. The palindrome of “Phillip P.” would be “Ppillihp”! It don’t work!

Wes Craven Just…Got…Cuter.

In an effort to recruit a new demographic, the producers of “Scream 4″ decided to ditch the iconic mask for this little token of evil.

Mr. Moe is an evil genius, Debbie S.

Lullaby, and goodnight, your freakish feet are a fright.

OK, perhaps there’s nothing we can humanely do about their disproportionate size, but would an emery board be so horrible?

Thanks to Alexandra J. who discovered this gem on this gem.

Wonder Nap Powers, Activate!

Form of a Frisbee! No, wait — a spare tire! Um, a nice cheese danish, maybe?

Photo by Gloson, spotted by Phillip P.

Total Loss of Tongue Control

Yikes! It’s escaping again! Quick, somebody catch it before it gets away!

Photo credit: basykes

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