Ding Dong!

Anybody home? I know you’re iiiiiin there! (sing song)


Alloo?! This is your wake up call!


Are you playing dead? (listens for heartbeat, checks pulse and breathing)


Obviously Dudley is ded from the Fergie-cute, Janet B.

Do Not Disturb.

Kitten snoozing in progress. Quiet please.


Cute Overload Xtreme Do Not Disturb Close-Up! (C.O.X.D.N.D.C.U.)


AWWWW! Shhhhh, JLB.

IT’S SO PEWWFEY!!!

Adorifying – adj. 1. Horrifyingly adorable!

We may have a new word for the CO Glossary, thanks, Ant.

Got a Picture Without so Much Cat in it?

We’ve got dog, box and cat,

Dog, rug and cat,

Dog, pillow and cat,

…or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and CAT!

Could you do the dog, pillow and cat without the cat?

CATS! CATS! CATS! CATS!

With apologies to Monty Python and Spam lovers everywhere. Photos: Luke and Lilly in a box by Tricia F. Two of a kind, by Ant. Pillow kitty Ziggy and Moxie pup, by Annabelle L. Beaker & Guinea pigs by Ilovebutter. Two kitties, Dudley & Fergie, by Janet B.

C.O.: The Cure for Insomnia

Are you looking for the safe, all-natural way to relax? Try Cute Overload, the gentle alternative to sleeping aids. Whether at your desk during a hectic day, or just before bedtime, Cute Overload’s soothing blend of puppies, kittens, hammies, and bunnies ease away tensions so you can get the rest you need.


Ooh, I wouldn’t let those claws anywhere near my touch screen, Emily W.

Welcome to Slothville

1. Where the sloths wear pajamas
2. Flop in the grass with stuffed animals
3. Snuggle in bankies

OH JUST GET ON WITH IT:


Thanks to Brinkie McBrinkersons and all the other fine Cuteologists who sent this in.

Woke Up, Fell Out of Bed

Ruh-roh.

Someone has been hitting the ooze button.


Rise and shine, Cocoa! [sing-song.] You too Alexis A.

Wanna connect the dots on your spots?

We should get out more.

You wanna go out?

We could go out.

Where?

I dunno.

Any ol’ where.

If you want.

Or we could stay in.

We could stay in.

You wanna stay in?

Maybe we’ll stay in.

Let’s stay in.


Siiigh, that red collar’s almost too much excitement, Erin.

Visualize Whirled Piggies

When surrounded by chaos, let go and allow yourself to enter new realms of tranquility. Maintain your center, your focus, and most of all, your dignity.


True dignity requires a cucumber slice on each eye, woodleywonderworks.

We Don’t Have to Worry About Our Claws in This Water Bed

I wonder how much she paid for our fancy new kitty beds? But it was the thought that counts. Yep, and the box. Yeah the box! The gift wrap was awesome too. It was the best! Wore me right out. Me too.


Getting your sink back from Lizzy (black) and Bell (grey) is just a pipe dream, Lauren D.

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