The Sneaky Sleepy Peek Technique

The SSPT is the act of opening one eyelid just enough to see who’s out there, but not enough to tip them off that you’re awake, in case they turn out to be dorks.


Once perfected, the SSPT can only be detected with a… PEEK-HANCE!

Cat Hypnotism!

Oont now, I vill snep mein feeng-ers, oont ze zubject veel fall into ze deep zleep…

Oooooooooooooooooont… SNEP!


Another eye-opening find by Brinke G.

This Little Light of Mine

Beamses loffs me dis I noes. ‘Cause the bioluminescence tells me so.


Another Rule of Cuteness #40, according to Luke.

The Wizard of Bras

When I get those booby sleepers, my power will be the greatest in Bras! (ebl wicked witch cackle)

Well bust my buttons, Karen!

Cats ‘n’ Racks

Now that’s what I call staying abreast of the latest mews!


Thanks for the discreet delivery, Anna.

There’s Always That One Houseguest

The snacks are gone, your other friends left hours ago, you’ve announced “well-p, got that big department meeting first thing tomorrow” at least five times, and still…

Via Gawker via The Daily What.

The Dog Napper

Has caught another one.

And they all catch some Zzzzzz’s, Kina and Michael Y.

And a Happy Monday to You, Too

Yeah, I had a wild weekend, but I’m totally ready to work armblty mrmfl zzz… Whuh just a few hours’ sleep, here I am, fresh as a daisuggh fnurrff zzz… Whoa so I’ll have those TPS reports on your desk by ten o’cloarggh mumble thud…

Playing Twister with Ambien

The last thing Stretch remembers is putting a paw on blue…

Nice find, Annie M.

World’s Top Eater Fail

When he began the challenge, everyone assumed it would be a non-gut buster considering he regularly snacks on the easily digestible triple-cheese inner tube with a side of pickled fire hydrant.

So when the final verdict was handed down, the shame and surprise were heavy: Jaws “Kobayashi” McNugget lost challenge “Candied Chickpea Bundt Cake”.

Looks like he’s going to Rowlf, Caye H.

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