Puppy Talks in Sleep, Hearts Captured

Well, that’s adorabuhls.


Via TeddyHilton.com

Someone’s Gotta Do It

First the bad news: You seem to have a fuzz ball stuck in your zipper.
Now the good news: For five bucks I’ll be happy to remove it for you.


Meet Dennis, Emma B.’s zippurr zombie.

[And now meet Emma, who likes Tim Gunn, wee Dennis and something on toast.]

Invasion of the Doggy Snatchers

The doggy snatchers always wait until their victims are asleep. There’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s painless. It’s good. Come. Sleep.


Feel free to quake in terror, Michelle S.

Be Considerate of Others!

Don’t leave comfy cushions laying around on the floor.

Somebody could slip and fall!

Quite a shocking code violation, Catherine M.

Fresh Squee-zed!

An excellent source of vitamin C, which stands for Cute!


Definitely exceeds the recommended daily allowance, Leila D.

You Don’t Say

Wondahful weathah weah having for this time of yah don’t you think so, Phillip?

Oh indubitably, Herbert.

There’s to be a wedding apparently you know.

Yes, it’s all everyone’s raving on about.

Riveting isn’t it?

Absolutely.

Wake us up when it’s over, Amy.

The Sneaky Sleepy Peek Technique

The SSPT is the act of opening one eyelid just enough to see who’s out there, but not enough to tip them off that you’re awake, in case they turn out to be dorks.


Once perfected, the SSPT can only be detected with a… PEEK-HANCE!

Cat Hypnotism!

Oont now, I vill snep mein feeng-ers, oont ze zubject veel fall into ze deep zleep…

Oooooooooooooooooont… SNEP!


Another eye-opening find by Brinke G.

This Little Light of Mine

Beamses loffs me dis I noes. ‘Cause the bioluminescence tells me so.


Another Rule of Cuteness #40, according to Luke.

The Wizard of Bras

When I get those booby sleepers, my power will be the greatest in Bras! (ebl wicked witch cackle)

Well bust my buttons, Karen!