Oh noes! The helpless little puppy is drowning! How can you people just stand there and laugh, when that poor pooch is in terrible peril! Somebody throw him a Life Saver, or at least some Skittles! Oh, this is terrible (…ly cute)!
Posts tagged as: Sleppy
When Irish Eyes are Smiling, They Seem to be Mocking You…
Paul spent years searching, scaling Ireland’s bluffs high above the horizon line; but that one special rainbow eluded him…until today. When he saw it, he knew, and he immediately slid down the tallest rainbow he’d ever seen. And when he got to the bottom, he discovered exactly what he’d been looking for: a pot filled with…
“Well this damn thing better afford me that Cadillac.”
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Tim C.
Interuppta my nap, I breaka your face
Listen man, I ain’t no slow loris, so don’t do anything you’ll regret; I don’t wanna have to introduce your face to my pink pads.
Do it, Jenn C. And send video.
Pigsaw Puzzle
Just a few pieces left to go…

I need a bit of pig for the upper right corner…

and then I’m missing some pig on the left side…

well, I guess it’s all pig, really.

Seen at Kensington State Park in Michigan, courtesy of Claire H.
Welcome to Bizarro World
He’ll Be Bossing You Again in Approximately 12 to 16 Hours
More Figaro, Figaro, Fiiiiigaro
“Why I’m wearing this mesh vest, I have no clue, but I do know another adventure is upon us. Will I be a Scuba Diver? WWF Wrestler? Latex Salesman? It’s anyone’s guess, really.”
“What I do know is I need to prepare, so if you’ll please excuzzzzzzzzzzz…”
Get him a Mr. Pibb from the Piggly Wiggly to wake those curled trotters – stat, Claire C.
Sorry, This Hat Is Taken
Whuh? Aww, do I have to? I just got comfortabuhls!

I don’t care if it matches your purse, I’m using it right now!

Why don’t you wear your “souvenir of Miami Beach” cowboy hat with the pink flamingo design? You used to love that hat, and I think it sets off the blue in your jacket with the mumbity farble arrgth zzzzzzzzz…

Let it go, Danny Y.—it’s gone.
Advanced Sleeping Techniques
Once you are comfortable with basic sleeping, you may wish to move on to more difficult positions, as demonstrated here by Dizzy the Frenchie. Caution: Dizzy is a professional; do not attempt these maneuvers without training and supervision.
First, the “Frog Leg Layabout”:

And now, the difficult but elegant “Double Cross”:

From Team Dizzy: Photographer/Sender-inner: Carolyn M., Owner/Trainer: Erin C.
Built Rhino Tough!
Welcome to the RPG (Rhino Proving Grounds) here at Busch Gardens. Each morning, new recruits report to their MOM (Maneuverable Obstacle Mentor) for a run on the training track, evading GNU (Ground Nuisance Units) before settling down for a well-earned NAP (Nighttime Asleep Procedure). Sure it’s tough, but it’s how we make sure your next Rhino is rugged, maneuverable, and built to last.
In Tampa, your local Rhino dealer is Nick G.








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