Woke Up, Fell Out of Bed

Ruh-roh.

Someone has been hitting the ooze button.


Rise and shine, Cocoa! [sing-song.] You too Alexis A.

Wanna connect the dots on your spots?

We should get out more.

You wanna go out?

We could go out.

Where?

I dunno.

Any ol’ where.

If you want.

Or we could stay in.

We could stay in.

You wanna stay in?

Maybe we’ll stay in.

Let’s stay in.


Siiigh, that red collar’s almost too much excitement, Erin.

Visualize Whirled Piggies

When surrounded by chaos, let go and allow yourself to enter new realms of tranquility. Maintain your center, your focus, and most of all, your dignity.


True dignity requires a cucumber slice on each eye, woodleywonderworks.

We Don’t Have to Worry About Our Claws in This Water Bed

I wonder how much she paid for our fancy new kitty beds? But it was the thought that counts. Yep, and the box. Yeah the box! The gift wrap was awesome too. It was the best! Wore me right out. Me too.


Getting your sink back from Lizzy (black) and Bell (grey) is just a pipe dream, Lauren D.

These Piggies Need to be in a Blanket

So excited! Don’t you love slumber partays? The chocolate mud fountain, gossip with the geese, gate crashin‘ with the goats, truth or dare with the chickens. We’re not gonna get boared…


Bedder luck next time, supermoving.

I Hate it When My Snuggie’s in the Laundry

Being a cat, Damien always looked forward to another busy day of napping on the job.

Getting dressed for work was the hard part.


Sender-inner Janice S. says, “My boyfriend and I adopted this kitten, Damien, who apparently loves hair-ties so much that he eats them. Needless to say, a doctor needed to remove them, from him.”

Can’t You Build the Barn Later?

I’m too terribly tie-tie to toddle today. Ta.


Jan T. says: “This is my pygmy goat, Jesse, when he was 9 days old. After a few hours of playing with his older brothers, he laid down on some boards intended for a remodeling project to take a nap.”

Pleasant Dreams!

All night long, it’s “Mommy, I want a cuppa drink!” “Mommy, I wanna storybook!” “Mommy, how many lightyears away is the Dog Star?”

And now I have to go to work, I’ve had an hour of sleep, and look at him…

What Time Izzzzzzzit

Time to fall back. Same as every other day. Ask me another one.


Go back to bed Jennifer C., just another falls alarm for Spike.

Do You Wake Up Fuzzy-Headed?

I’m always fuzzy headed.

Early to bed early to rise makes a cat huffy, wuffy and tie-ties.


Fernando (sing song)!

In his 4 years of life, he has lived in Naples, Italy, Chicago, IL and Rochester, NY with Paul & Caitlin M.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 13,223 other followers