Perky Kitty McPerkysons is perky. So you don’t have to be.

You can go back to bed now, Lindsay L.
Perky Kitty McPerkysons is perky. So you don’t have to be.

You can go back to bed now, Lindsay L.
Zzzzz [mumble] Butterflies everywhere! Grilled cheese… The answer is 56! Ohhh I can fly… gold lamé. Toreador! Zzzzz….
This sleeping cutie is Oscar, sent in by Tiffany.
First the bad news: You seem to have a fuzz ball stuck in your zipper.
Now the good news: For five bucks I’ll be happy to remove it for you.

Meet Dennis, Emma B.’s zippurr zombie.
[And now meet Emma, who likes Tim Gunn, wee Dennis and something on toast.]
The doggy snatchers always wait until their victims are asleep. There’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s painless. It’s good. Come. Sleep.

Feel free to quake in terror, Michelle S.
Don’t leave comfy cushions laying around on the floor.
Somebody could slip and fall!
Quite a shocking code violation, Catherine M.
Wondahful weathah weah having for this time of yah don’t you think so, Phillip?
Oh indubitably, Herbert.
There’s to be a wedding apparently you know.
Yes, it’s all everyone’s raving on about.
Riveting isn’t it?
Absolutely.
Wake us up when it’s over, Amy.
The SSPT is the act of opening one eyelid just enough to see who’s out there, but not enough to tip them off that you’re awake, in case they turn out to be dorks.

Once perfected, the SSPT can only be detected with a… PEEK-HANCE!

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