This could change the world, friends.
Once upon a time, a baby squirrel fell from the nest and landed on the sidewalk. Now, this may have ended very badly if it were any other squirrel. But, the squirrel named Truffle was…let’s see, how to say this nicely…quite portly. It was this portliness that cushioned his fall.
The Cute Overload Fairy saw what had happened and brought Truffle to a nice Lady named Miriam. Miriam loved this baby and rather enjoyed how, um, chunky he was. She could not resist squishing Truffle’s chubby cheeks with her finger.
Miriam also delighted in keeping little-big Truffle warm and stylish.
The Cute Overload Fairy was very proud of Miriam for giving Truffle the job of comforting other orphans like Brownie and Cupcake. It made Truffle feel like he was part of a family again.
The Cute Overload Fairy wants to thank all of the people who foster and care for sick and orphaned animals, like Miriam S. SMOOCH!
There were kittens in the bed
And the little one said,
“Roll over (mew), roll over (mew) .”
So they all rolled over and
One fell out!
It’s like one of those crazy clown cars, Ant.
Reaches out to slap snooze alarm. Goes …back to …sleep.
Just five more minutes, Ant.
Porcifragriasomnia: The inability to achieve deep restful sleep unless accompanied by a large ceramic strawberry.
“RIGHT. BEBEH PEEG SLEEPIN’ ON A STRAWBERRY. SEE EET EVERY DAY.” says Brinke G.
Some playmate you turn out to be! I keep trying to get a little playtime going, and you just lie there! Might as well have gotten a stuffed animal instead!
Hey, wait — maybe you’re dreaming about playing! Hang on, I’ll join you.
Let’s all be really quiet and just look at this tiny, sleppy, one day old baby goat. Donchya love how baby goats are called kids.
[Horrible crashing sound as you trip over the watering can while trying to get a closer look] That’s just great. You woke the baby.
Whoa, that baby won’t even look at you.
Oh no! I think baby’s gonna cry.
Get a bottle in that baby, STAT, Miriam.
When I grow up I’m going to walk on stilts in the circus, and climb stairs two at a time, and shop at Big & Tall!
For now, I dream about my future as a basketball star.
Emma’s legs go right up to her neck, Charles L.!
I know Boo is here somewhere. Boo? Why, oh why, do I have so many stuffed Pomeranian toys?
Chief Sister Officer has brought this excellent Boo pic to our attention.
Bliss can be hard to come by. Here are some tips to finding yours.
1. Get a 10 minute belly rubbing session with a friend and enjoy the lasting euphoria.
2. Get all comfy cozy on a rainy day and have a luxurious nap.
2a. Be at the bottom of the sleep pile; it’s quite pleasurable.
3. Find someone you love and give ‘em a snorgle.
Michelle F., Ant and Carina G., we wish you more bliss than you can handle.