How Much Room Does He Need?!

There were kittens in the bed

And the little one said,

“Roll over (mew), roll over (mew) .”

So they all rolled over and

One fell out!

It’s like one of those crazy clown cars, Ant.

Wake Up and Smell the Koala

Reaches out to slap snooze alarm. Goes   …back to     …sleep.

Just five more minutes, Ant.

Know Your Porcine Sleep Disorders!

Porcifragriasomnia: The inability to achieve deep restful sleep unless accompanied by a large ceramic strawberry.


“RIGHT. BEBEH PEEG SLEEPIN’ ON A STRAWBERRY. SEE EET EVERY DAY.” says Brinke G.

Oh, You’re No Fun Any More

Some playmate you turn out to be! I keep trying to get a little playtime going, and you just lie there! Might as well have gotten a stuffed animal instead!

Hey, wait — maybe you’re dreaming about playing! Hang on, I’ll join you.

Don’t Wake The Baby!

Let’s all be really quiet and just look at this tiny, sleppy, one day old baby goat. Donchya love how baby goats are called kids.


[Horrible crashing sound as you trip over the watering can while trying to get a closer look] That’s just great. You woke the baby.


Whoa, that baby won’t even look at you.


Oh no! I think baby’s gonna cry.


Get a bottle in that baby, STAT, Miriam.

When I Grow Up

When I grow up I’m going to walk on stilts in the circus, and climb stairs two at a time, and shop at Big & Tall!

For now, I dream about my future as a basketball star.

Emma’s legs go right up to her neck, Charles L.!

Where’s Boo?

I know Boo is here somewhere. Boo? Why, oh why, do I have so many stuffed Pomeranian toys?


Chief Sister Officer has brought this excellent Boo pic to our attention.

Blissed Out

Bliss can be hard to come by. Here are some tips to finding yours.

1. Get a 10 minute belly rubbing session with a friend and enjoy the lasting euphoria.


2. Get all comfy cozy on a rainy day and have a luxurious nap.


2a. Be at the bottom of the sleep pile; it’s quite pleasurable.
3. Find someone you love and give ‘em a snorgle.


Michelle F., Ant and Carina G., we wish you more bliss than you can handle.

Take a Deep Breath

This will only hurt a little bit.

(Aaaaaaaaaagh!)


Wow, might need to adjust the dosage, Ant.

Little Kit, Little Kit, Let Me In (Your Armpit)!

Or I’ll cheep and I’ll cheep and I’ll peck my way in!

Brinke G. brought this exceptional (and viral) video to our attention. For more cat and chick action visit Tubbytubbytubtubs.

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