I had the Strangest Dream

I dreamt I fell into a big box of prunes and nobody could find me!


Brinke G., these are wrinkles beyond compare, better than an elephant’s derriere!

Rude Awakening

“…and then I jump over mom and I run and jump some more. The sky is all blue and there’s a rainbow and alfalfa and mom has giant teats with all the milk in the world. All is well and wonderful and…clouds begin forming and the sky darkens. I move closer to mom and suddenly she’s gone! WHERE’S MY MOM?”

[Snore, snort, wakes up] “It was all just a dream! Hi Angela. I was having a bad dream. Do you know where my mom is?”

Shetland in Sleepland sent in by Jessica and filmed by Susieponies.

Reasons To Sleep Where You Eat

1. When you wake up, breakfast is ready.
2. When struck down by food coma, you are already in bed.
3. Leftovers can be rolled in for an aromatic facial.


SLEEP-HANCE!


Ant serves up yet another delectable morsel.

Buddha Pup

Encourage your inner development of peace and happiness.


Respond to difficult situations with a positive or peaceful mind.


Thanks for the reminder that any species can be a spiritual teacher, cuatrok 77!

Friday Haiku: Beautiful Dreamer

Floating off to sleep

Dreams of conquering the world

Stopped by belly rub


Livin’ the dream, Soggydan.

I Really Need to Finish Moby Dick

I mean, it’s such an important work of literature… and that’s what I need to furnish my mind… important ideas, classic (yawn!) ideas… and it’s been on my to-do list for ages now… and I’ve been watching too much… TV lately… (yaaawn!) and did I mention it was important?… I really… just need… to… fin… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


Jake T. fills in the backstory: “This is Mint-kun. He lives in Shimokitazawa in Tokyo. He likes dinosaurs but finds reading about them makes him very sleepy.”

Does Your Cat Food Stack Up?

It will if you serve Stack’n Snacks, for a balanced meal in every sense of the word.

Any Day That Ends In Y

Shopping.


TV.


Buntonguehance:

Sleeping.


Every day is Bunday with this one, jpockele.

Cell Phone Etikit

As a matter of courtesy to others in public places, we suggest that you remember to silence your meowbile device. Or, set it to vibrate.

Mind if I take this call, Ant?

Sun Salutations

Dog: Hi buddy.
Cat: Hi buddy.
Dog: Napping in the sun?
Cat: Yes.
Dog: Fancy a snorgle?
Cat: Yes, please.


Your friends know how to live, ross.james.