Porcifragriasomnia: The inability to achieve deep restful sleep unless accompanied by a large ceramic strawberry.
“RIGHT. BEBEH PEEG SLEEPIN’ ON A STRAWBERRY. SEE EET EVERY DAY.” says Brinke G.
Posts tagged as: Sleppy
Know Your Porcine Sleep Disorders!
June 15, 2012 By
Oh, You’re No Fun Any More
June 13, 2012 By
Some playmate you turn out to be! I keep trying to get a little playtime going, and you just lie there! Might as well have gotten a stuffed animal instead!
Hey, wait — maybe you’re dreaming about playing! Hang on, I’ll join you.
Don’t Wake The Baby!
June 6, 2012 By
Let’s all be really quiet and just look at this tiny, sleppy, one day old baby goat. Donchya love how baby goats are called kids.
[Horrible crashing sound as you trip over the watering can while trying to get a closer look] That’s just great. You woke the baby.
Whoa, that baby won’t even look at you.
Oh no! I think baby’s gonna cry.
Get a bottle in that baby, STAT, Miriam.
When I Grow Up
June 4, 2012 By
When I grow up I’m going to walk on stilts in the circus, and climb stairs two at a time, and shop at Big & Tall!
For now, I dream about my future as a basketball star.
Emma’s legs go right up to her neck, Charles L.!
Where’s Boo?
May 31, 2012 By
I know Boo is here somewhere. Boo? Why, oh why, do I have so many stuffed Pomeranian toys?
Chief Sister Officer has brought this excellent Boo pic to our attention.
Blissed Out
May 31, 2012 By
Bliss can be hard to come by. Here are some tips to finding yours.
1. Get a 10 minute belly rubbing session with a friend and enjoy the lasting euphoria.
2. Get all comfy cozy on a rainy day and have a luxurious nap.
2a. Be at the bottom of the sleep pile; it’s quite pleasurable.
3. Find someone you love and give ‘em a snorgle.
Michelle F., Ant and Carina G., we wish you more bliss than you can handle.
Take a Deep Breath
May 30, 2012 By
Little Kit, Little Kit, Let Me In (Your Armpit)!
May 25, 2012 By
Or I’ll cheep and I’ll cheep and I’ll peck my way in!
Brinke G. brought this exceptional (and viral) video to our attention. For more cat and chick action visit Tubbytubbytubtubs.
I Ate My Dinner Until I Was Belly Full
May 25, 2012 By
Can’t move. Must Rest.
I should probably get into bed.
I made it.
Erika J. named her bun after a delicious dessert – Mochi!
(PS – Thanks 30 Rock for the term “Belly Full.”)
Little Casanova Kitty Pops The Question
May 24, 2012 By
Hello ladies. I am called Poco, aka Chicken Nugget. I am here to make your hearts burst with deep longing and emotion. I am looking for a wife who will love me all my days.
You see, I have been left behind by my mama – she did the best she could, but she could not stay. I have been found and nursed to health by a flock of the ladies. However, there is always room for more.
I am here, in my forever home surrounded by affection and attention from Samantha, Chelsea W. and her mom and grandma. Why don’t you stop by sometime and maybe you will say yes?
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