This Was the Best Sleepover Ever!

“(yawn) Good night, Stuffed Moose! Good night, Stuffed Possibly a Platypus! Good night, Little Orphan Slipper! See you guys in the morning!”

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“Our puppy crawled into the pillow and went to sleep,” says Flickerer Zigger_Dog.

The Solitary Vigil for the Dreaded UPS Man

For sleepless days and nights he waits, ever on guard against the sinister Man in Brown and his parcels of evil. Then he hears it: the metallic shhunk of the sliding door, followed by footsteps up the front walk. This is his moment. Only he can defend his home against the hellish forces of Zappos and L.L. Bean. Fighting off fatigue, he crouches into assault stance, aaaaaaaaand…

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“He woke up and started to get off the couch then went back to sleeping like this,” says Redditor T_Avalon.

Friday Haiku: Sleppy

When you are still tired
But it is time to get up
Just stay in your bed

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From Reddit.

Aw, C’mon, Don’t Be Like That…

“It was just that one time. You know you’re my one and only, baby. That leg meant nothing to me, I swear. Besides, how was I to know it belonged to your boss?”

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Kaitlin F. explains: “I laid down yesterday and my mini golden doodle curled up against me, as usual, for a long nap. I tried my best to take the picture without waking him up!! His name is Dudley and he’s very lazy.”

Esther the Wonder Piggeh

Esther is a classy piggeh, who imparts her elegance to the rest of us.

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Go to Esther the Wonder Pig, for more of the “Esther Effect” and check out the global food-industry animal awareness and sanctuary fundraiser.

Order Your Toesday Today!

Toesday Toebeans! But that’s not all! We’ve thrown in peenk tongue-age ABSOLUTELY FREE!

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“This is Ootini, a stray cat that chose us as her new family a year or so ago. She is perched on top of her shelf (she requested the pillow), which is her favorite nap spot. The tongue and the ‘beans were too good to pass up.” -Dave

Monday Mornings

Oh yeah the first workday of the week is totally the same for the animuhls.

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They know exactly what it’s like.

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Except, um, it isn’t work really, it is more like sleep.

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And it is hard sleep! And…well, otherwise pretty much the same as work.

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Mostly.

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Pretty sure. Not totally sure.

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‘Cause Mondays are the same for them. Same as every other day.

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Adorable Sleeping Animals series, via The Weather Channel.

We’re Gettin’ Awfully Sleppy…

[This video runs 1:22 and I don't know if we can make eet or not.....]

T.O.

Because Most Golden Moms Agree

Chicklets, are good for you.


They’re full of vitamin squee.


Golden moms know best.


Chicklets. They’re the chick chicks with extra squee squee.


Champ the Happiest Dog in the World. Via 123inspiration.

Best. Accessory. EVAR.

Oh sure, your car has GPS and handy power steering,
A metallic sheen of shamrock green that’s really quite endearing,
Brakes front and rears, and extra gears for when you’re feeling bolder,
But your route won’t be truly cute without a prosh pup holder.

Via Reddit.

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