I Mean- Could You LOOK More Guilty?

20141001_140857Let us introduce you to Benjamin Button. Judging by the look on his face, he’ll be spending ‘Tocktober in the sTOCKade to pay for his misdeeds. Somewhere, a roll of toilet paper cries out for justice. “In honor of ‘Tocktober, I rounded up some of my favorite pictures of my Wheaten, Benjamin Button, or Benji for short. I’ve been a fan for a long time but this is my first submission. Thanks for always brightening up my day! Sincerely, Jackie S.”


#32: If you’re caught doing something bad, it’s cute.

#54: Throwing off a little Side-Eye is cute.

Now THERE Is Some Side-Eye Action

As far as I am concerned, this puppeh can have WHATever it wants, WHENever it wants. Bacon? You want bacon? Coming RIGHT up. (Imgur/Reddit.)

Ever Heard Of Rule Of Cuteness #32?

20150908_080020_resizedAhem: “Rule of Cuteness #32: If you’re caught doing something bad, it’s cute.”

Now, we’re not necessarily suggesting that Sebastian here has done something bad…although he looks guilty as can be. Has to have something to do with the case he’s sitting on. (Maybe he stuffed The Dog in there?)

“Our naughty but extremely good looking ragdoll! Always sitting on Daddy’s lunch box. Sebastian the cutest muffin!” -Scott S.

Can’t A Guy Get Some Privacy?

20150910_104021(Say like Archie Bunker:) “I’m tryin’ to have a little lunch heah!!!!!”

“This little guy was a visitor at a Nursing Home today. He was a pet of someone visiting a Nursing home where I was working. That is a very yummy (apparently) turnip. I petted him and booped his belly. (That belly is as soft as it looks, just sayin.’) Thanks for always making my day.” -Lisa H.

Big Rufe (Bonus Trading Card Day!)

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From Jasmine F.: “This is my 5 Month old Samoyed puppy Rufus – and I may be biased, but I think he’s the cutest ever.” No argument here. And what ABOUT that Side-Eye. Textbook.



Nice Side-Eye, Betty! (Plus Double Rules!)

BettieLouiseWhitepawsAnd look closely. Juuuust a suggestion of some Prosh Underbite Action™ going on there, am I right?

Jim S. says, “This is Bettie ‘Louise’ Whitepaws Shumate (it helps to picture Louise Belcher from Bob’s Burgers to truly appreciate the “Louise” in her name.) Her momma was a puggle, and her daddy just had to have more than a little chihuahua in him. She loves naps, chips and anything shreddable. She Side-Eyes like a pro, loves to cross her paws and and chews more powerfully than any large dog we’ve ever had.”


If The Guilty Side-Eye Didn’t Give U Away…

….the garbage can lid did. Just sayin.’

(No sound on this one; Andrew Y. saw it on 9Gag.)

OMGPonies!!1!!!1 (+ Matchingks!)

Matching - ImgurOne of these, though, is not like the others. (Reddit/Imgur.)

Rump Day (Stumpers Edition)

Yep, middle of the week- the workday is over. So let’s celebrate Rump Day with a Side Order of Side-Eye (to go!)


Auggie Doggie

IMG_7824 If you were in the mood to see a Cockapoo Floofball…you’ve come to the right place. Meet Auggie Doggie! (IMPRESSIVE ground clearance, little guy.)

“These are pictures of my cockapoo, Auggie Doggie. Photo credits: Jenni R. Except for Auggie jumping through the door, in that case, photo credit: Tim F.”



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