Friday Haiku: How I Love Thee, Log

You are smooth
and soft

and floating
on the water.

Perfect for my
nap.


Photo by André Kuschel via the interwebs

Joe R. Is The Luckiest Guy In The World

Why? Let Joe tell us. “Thought you might like this little video I filmed the other day. Meeting him was a birthday present. The best birthday present ever. My wife is a volunteer at the Santa Barbara Marine Mammal Center.

LOOK AND LISTEN. TO. THIS. HE’S MAKING THOSE LITTLE HONKING NOISES!!!!!!

Someone Left the Seal Out in the Rain

Smartie the Seal lives in Stranraer, Scotland. It seems workers at a ferry terminal found him in the parking lot one night during a storm. They tried to get him into the water, but Smartie was havin’ none of it.

The next morning they called the SPCA, and stored Smartie in the boot trunk of a vehicle for safekeeping ’til help arrived.

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Smartie had other ideas, and wiggled his way onto the dashboard. Mr. McSmartersons is hanging out at the National Wildlife Centre for the time being.

Heidi Who?

Seems that Seal has moved on. Here he is shown snorgling NBC anchorman Brian William’s daughter, actress Allison Williams.

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(*Full disclosure- I absolutely stole the headline concept. Image found on the Buzz FB.)

So This Seal Went Into A Bar…

Q: Why do seals swim in salt water? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Image from Thorsten Milse/Robert Harding/Barcroft Media.

My Trunk Has Been Sealed!


Michael Durham snaps a photo of Oregon Zoo’s Chundra on her morning walk whilst getting a little interspecies – through the glass – snorgling. This elephant story and more via KVAL.com.

New Wave Yoga

We’ll begin with the double blubber twist and we’ll hold this position until the instructor gives everyone a fish.


Everybody knows doing yoga will help you balance your mind and your body and a beach ball on your nose.


The most crucial secret to yoga is not centering your chi, or finding your inner chakra, but the ability to look good in stretchy pants.


Pacific Harbor Seal pups at Marine Mammal Rescue at the Vancouver Aquarium, where orphaned and injured marine mammals are rehabbed and released.  Andy S. says, “this year all harbor seals are named after vegetables but with over 150 coming in this year, we ran out of veggies so you’ll find a few herbs and spices in there too. Underwater shot of Pimento saying hello, Rocket doing yoga, Cardamom trying to escape her tote at cleaning time.”

Time to Build an Ark! Ark! Ark!

(riiing, riiing) Hello, City Water. Yes, maam we are aware of the problem. There was a broken water pipe. One of our main seals burst.


Ant, you’re going to be swamped all day.

I’ve Got a Heart On…


my nose!


Get your mind out of the gutter, I said H-E-A-R-T on!
Coffeegorilla spotted this Seal on his Galapagos honeymoon.  Thanks to sender-inner Ant.

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