I’m Tired of Winter!

Can it be spring already?

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What’s The Hurry, Dude?

unnamedThe US Department of Interior’s social media team is EN FUEGO. Yesterday, we got this from their Twitter account- today, Maureen (“They have so many wonderful pictures!”) P. grabbed this from their Instagram. “A Monk Seal watches a Bebeh Turtle crawl on the beach at Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument.”

@Interior #FTW!

All In The Family

Smiling sealI bet we can guess what the family Christmas Card is going to look like come December. (Arbroath.)

It Was That Last (burp) Slice Of Punkin Pie That Did It

920x920[I feel SOOOOOO Blorpy. More so than usual. I’m off tomorrow. You guys have fun at the mall. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.]

(A Grey Seal at the Lincolnshire Wildlife Trust’s Donna Nook nature reserve in Grimsby, England; Dan Kitwood, Getty Images; Seen on SFGate by Smedley.)

Hey! PSST! I Gotta Secret!

7c597367-c804-4e6f-8112-d82e154b317b-1020x680[….you wanna hear it? Come closer! Close enough to snorgle!]

(The Guardian, with thanks to Anna S.)

Sealfie!

Selfie ! - Imgur[Disclaimer: Header totally borrowed from Reddit. -Ed.]

Walrus Intervention

[Listen. We’re here because we want to help get you off the kelp. You should be eating CLAMS! It’s really for the best.]

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(And hey, as long as we’re Talkin’ Blorp—how ’bout THIS Little Gonzo Wild Man?)

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Both photos from the NatGeo Instagram page as seen on BuzzFeed.

So A Police Officer Sees A Pickup Truck Full O’ Seals…

article-2715877-203C9D9800000578-708_964x616From the always reliable Mail Online comes this series of laughable (literally) shots of different types of seals, lying down on the job. Which is what they do best. (From Stacy S. of Newport OR; follow the joke in the hovers.)

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Mind If I Hop On, Mate?

Two surfers were hanging ten off the NE coast of England, when they were joined by a visitor. (No audio on this one BTW.)

FAVE FRAME™!

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Sent in by Sluff.

Seal Pup Baroo!

6a010535647bf3970b01a73de38f25970d-800wiThis little female South African Fur Seal came into the world on June 10th at the Wroclaw Zoo in Poland, according to this article on ZooBorns!

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ZB also says “This is the first offspring for the zoo’s Seal group..”

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“… and keepers are pleased to report that the pups mother is taking great care of her newborn!”

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