Scootin’ Soarin’ Bebeh Trunkster

DUMBO ALERT! Words fail me when you find photos like this. Real? Not real? Who cares. Amazingly QTE. As seen on We Heart Elephants FB, and sent in by Terrie J.


But Ma I Don’t WANNA Go

Scootin’ Bebeh Trunkster doesn’t WANT to leave the watering hole. The only problem is, Ma is MUCH larger. And generally gets her way. Eventually.

(Tastefully Offensive.)

The Scootin’ Bebeh Trunkster Is BACK

[OK…YOU GET OUTTA HERE. I’d better run away. Hmmm is he….gone? No he’s not. HEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU??? Uh-oh here comes ma.]

(Daily Mail. And did you know today is National Heffalump Appreciation Day? ‘Tis true! And look at these Prosh Heffalump Accessories.)

And Will That Be A Room For…Four, Sir?

Look at this! Every year, when the mangoes are just right- this group of Heffalumpsters (including Scootin’ Bebeh Trunkster) take a short-cut THRU MFUWE LODGE to get to their munchies. ‘Scuse me pardon me, pardon me ‘scuse me. Comin’ THRU. Apparently they have been doing this for many years, too!

(Laughing Squid.)

[*Note: Tomorrow is World Elephant Day! -Ed.]