“Anakin, My Allegiance Is To The Republic! To DEMOCRACY!”

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Here’s a very rare clip of how George Lucas originally intended for this battle to go. Due to some rather difficult-to-work-with Chipmunks who refused to work for scale, they used hoomins [meh] instead.


Here’s what ended up in theaters.


(Squid.)

Long, Long Ago….

….in a backyard far, far away…Munchkin The Teddy Bear Ewok does his screen test for a Star Wars movie. Sorry Munchie, the next Star Wars movie is in the can and ready for December. Maybe the next one!)


[*Note to all Star Wars fans- wait ’til tomorrow afternoon. Epic. -Ed.]

Happy Father’s Day (Star Wars Edition)

Luke, I AM your father. Now how ’bout cleaning off the top of my head?

“Do Or Do Not. There Is No Try.”

20150511-A01R9231You might remember “May The Fourth Be With You” from last month. The guys at Edgar’s Mission sure do. That’s the day they first met Yoda, who is now a resident at EM. Read more about this wooly and wily Jedi Master here. A Smedley find.

Strong Am I With the Floof

A Jedi’s strength flows from the Floof. You must feel the Floof around you, between you, me, the tree, the rock, the carpeting (especially the carpeting)…

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“George caught using the Force,” via Redditor Egzo.

Revenge Of The Fifth

[Yesterday was May The Fourth Be With You, so natch today is the “Revenge Of The Fifth.” -Ed.]

I’ll bet Lord Vadah doesn’t like bellah rubs.

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From Dog House Diaries.com.

No, That’s Not A Fire Hydrant

2759295574_031bb4a123_bThat’s not the Droid you’re looking for, either. May The Fourth be with you. (Photo via Flickr.)

OH AND THIS JUST IN:

Gotta admit, there’s definitely a resemblance here. Oodeed! “My dog’s name is Monsignor or Monster,” writes Emily W.

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“And today is my birthday!”

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OH AND HERE’S A CUTE VIDEO:

The Derp Is Strong With This One

11182130_842435779179200_7293212203876584233_nWe discovered The Power Of Norbert earlier this week, and by golly he’s gonna go right to the top of the C.O. List. Now, there’s not really a list per se- but if there was…he’d be on it. There’s a ton of Norbert on the requisite Facebook page. Turns out he’s a mighty therapy dog who tips the scale at three, count ’em, three pounds. Gonna go out on a limb and say you will see more of The Norbster here..so he’s getting his own tag. In CAPS.

Did We Do a “Shut Down All Garbage Smashers on the Detention Level!” Joke Yet?

Wait, we did? Dang it.

Well, here it is again, this time with actual garbage.

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Via Reddit.

Eedada Tu De Opra Lurd

egzz0awFlipping through the Ewok Dictionary, that translates to “Over the top silly.” As far as this Ewok Puppeh photo goes, that would be 100% yesh. (Correct.)

(Imgur.)

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