Twenty-Eight Pounds Is NOT A Problem

These masked banditos are DETERMINED to make off with the cat chow, at ANY cost.

Originally from Miss Cellania.Blogspot.com; remixed video includes “Pink Panther Theme” from Dave Koz.

Hey, They Like It, Too!

Everybody likes to pop bubble wrap. EVERYbody.

Raccoon Launcher, Ready!

Rubbery, creaky, stre-e-e-etching noise ….TWANG yang yang yang…!

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Via Cutest Paw.

Part Of The Knothole Gang

_h1080_w1920_m6_ofalse_lfalseHe couldn’t afford a ticket to the baseball game, so he just peered through the hole in left centerfield. Image Of The Day as seen on MSN News.

Could Use Some Ketchup

[These are just a little too bland for me without somethin' on it, ya know?]

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The Daily Cute.

Raccoon Chubbular Somersault ACTION!

[First of all, how did he get in the house? NO way is this guy a pet, right? -Ed.]

Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin,’ keep the Blorp a-rollin’!

As seen on Stuff I Stole From The Internet. (Who, uh, stole it from 22 Words.)

Another Childhood Memory Trashed

When I was just a little NTMTOM, Mommy NTMTOM would take me to Enchanted Forest, “where fairy tales come true.” And there, among the colorful storybook castles, was Timmy the Talking Trashcan. “Feed me your popcorn boxes and candy wrappers,” came a cartoon voice within, and mesmerized I did, earning a jolly “thank you!” every time.

Only in my later years did I learn the mundane truth: What I was convinced was wondrous magic was merely the product of ambitious enterprise and a gift for ventriloquism.

Walky Raccoon

Now somewhere around Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England..

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There lives a young pet who’s a walky raccoon.

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And some days the woman goes walkies with another guy.

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You have to hear how Liz affectionately describes Zella, whose name means, “dark, mischievous and mysterious”. And she’s very mischievous, all the time!

Dooo, doo doo doo doo-doo… Via Daily Mail.

Tired Of The Winter Weather?

You’re not alone.

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From Imgur.

Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop

Hello, I’m Rocky, and I’m a popoholic. (group: Hi, Rocky.) For me, it started so innocently, just a small sheet now and then, and I told myself I could keep it under control. When I hit bottom, I was doing three sheets a day, and ordering stuff I didn’t even need just to get the bubble wrap.