Another Childhood Memory Trashed

When I was just a little NTMTOM, Mommy NTMTOM would take me to Enchanted Forest, “where fairy tales come true.” And there, among the colorful storybook castles, was Timmy the Talking Trashcan. “Feed me your popcorn boxes and candy wrappers,” came a cartoon voice within, and mesmerized I did, earning a jolly “thank you!” every time.

Only in my later years did I learn the mundane truth: What I was convinced was wondrous magic was merely the product of ambitious enterprise and a gift for ventriloquism.

Walky Raccoon

Now somewhere around Harrogate, North Yorkshire, England..

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There lives a young pet who’s a walky raccoon.

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And some days the woman goes walkies with another guy.

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You have to hear how Liz affectionately describes Zella, whose name means, “dark, mischievous and mysterious”. And she’s very mischievous, all the time!

Dooo, doo doo doo doo-doo… Via Daily Mail.

Tired Of The Winter Weather?

You’re not alone.

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From Imgur.

Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop

Hello, I’m Rocky, and I’m a popoholic. (group: Hi, Rocky.) For me, it started so innocently, just a small sheet now and then, and I told myself I could keep it under control. When I hit bottom, I was doing three sheets a day, and ordering stuff I didn’t even need just to get the bubble wrap.

Battah Battah Battah Sa-WING Battah

Rocky Raccoon awaits the start of today’s spring training practice at the New York Yankees camp in Tampa, FL.

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Header from Ferris Bueller. Image seen on ABC News.com.

Flashback Friday

“This home movie clip begs the question, why did we ever stop playing with baby raccoons? My husband found this vintage cute on YouTube where it says, “This is from a collection of 16mm home movies purchased at a flea market. It appears to be 1960s era Kodachrome.” -Megan M.

“Kodachro-oh-ome! You give us those nice bright colors, you give us the greens of summers, makes you think all the world’s sunny day. Oh yeah!”

If you don’t know what Kodachrome is, it was color camera film. And if you don’t know what camera film is, well, get offa my lawn! (shakes cane).

Lyrics by Paul Simon, and if you don’t know who that is then – gah.

All Right, Here’s the Plan

Leroy, search all the garbage cans and collect as many banana peels as you can carry. Carl, get me a bucket with all the oil you can scavenge — canola, 10W-40, doesn’t matter. Then we spread it all out on this blind curve…


and wait.


Via Reddit.

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Another Post, Another Cute

Another Raccoon, In A Suit?!

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“Cutest thing that could rip your face off.” From Sam P. Via Imgur.

Would U Vote For These Guyz?

Critter Care Wildlife Society in Langley, BC needs your vote. They want to build a nursery for Bebeh Bearz N Otterz but also more outdoor enclosures that will accommodate those bebehs as they grow. (And U nose they WILL!) So VOTE VOTE VOTE LIKE A BEBEH…um, Bear. Here are just a few of the friends they are taking care of.

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Photos from Critter Care Wildlife Society : Submeesh by longtime Cuteporter KayBee.