“I Want To Own All Of The Squee”

That was the title of Liz L.’s email, and she’s right on the mark here. These are amazing creations by a Phoenix-based artist named Macy McKenny.

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“If I win the lottery anytime soon, I think I know where my first shopping spree will be!”

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“Hooray for the USA making a solid step forward to catch up to Japan in the Squee Product Business.”

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“I think my brain is about to explode from all of the Cute.”

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“In fact, I fear the day a villain harnesses the power of Cute to make innocent brains explode.”

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(BuzzFeed.)

Speakers UP For This One

Earlier, we told you about the kitteh DJ turntable thing. Think that was amazingly crazy?

Think AGAIN.

We’ve had these latte-art stories before- some commenters scoff that “Oh, that’s ‘SHOPPED.” (Apparent logic: if you’ve never seen it before, it must be faked.)

While these are not quite at the artistic level of that previous story, they’re still plenty Qte. Bonus points for the wild narration, too. And all! The! Exclamation! Points!

Paul P. saw this on Engadget.

YO! Give It Up For DJ Hairball

Or..something. Anyway, here’s the latest CAT QTE from Bizzaro Land The Big J. Cat Scratch Fever, anyone?

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Your kitteh can now DJ with the best of ‘em. (Is this where I say “Fo’ Shizzle?” I’ve never said that before.)

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Quoting RN24: “The cat scratch turntable has been spotted in Tokyo at Hikarie in Shibuya and online at Nissen, Amazon and Rakuten. Retailing for 2,800 yen (US$24.02,) it comes in parts that are easily assembled.”

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From Andrew Y.-san.

Waiter, There’s A Goldfish In My Tea

Well, of COURSE there is. Hard to believe, but these AREN’T from The Big J. Taiwan this time around, says Neatorama. NR goes on to say, “Each one is assembled by machine and hand in a 16-step process. Tug on the cotton string and the bag will appear to swim within your cup.”

OK, let’s see it.

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Wendy M. also sent this in via Boing! Boing!!!

Which One Is The Stuffie?

2014 november mitzi (9)It’s hard to tell, isn’t it! “Can you see Mitzi she has been mistaken for a soft toy!! I wonder why!!! Picture taken by Gina C., proud owner of a Real Live Cutie Pie!”

The Secret Of Maru’s Cow REVEALED

Blue Footed Booby noticed in the earlier Maru video that, in fact, the mysterious cow we see in most of the videos has a map of the world on it! And so it does:

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So, applying a little logic (a lot of Amazon.jp boxes in Mugumogu’s house, yo) we checked the site, and….bingo.

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Cost is $52 USD and change as of this writing, according to the converter.

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NO idea if they’ll ship worldwide.

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Oh, Maru? Take A Look At THESE, Pal!

Yesterday we took a quick trip over The Big Pond to The Big J for some Kitteh Toe Bean Massager Action, meant for hoomins. Now, it’s time for some Comfy Bed Action for your kitteh or puppeh- and here’s where to buy ‘em. Good luck with that- Chrome refused to translate it, so yer on yer own. RN says the cost is “from 3,240 yen (US$30.32) to 12,312 yen ($115.22) depending on the size.

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As always, we bow to our great friends in the East at RocketNews 24.

Just In Time For Toesday

(And Christmas gift giving.) We’re ‘Tockin’ heavy duty Toe Beans here, everyone. These Beans you use to massage your back! (Japan, natch.) Quoting RN24: “According to the label, the massagers come in Calico, Tabby and American Shorthair versions, so you can make believe your actual cat is concerned for your well-being.” HA! As IF.

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Anyone wanna volunteer some translayshe? And of course, it goes without saying, but we’ll say ‘er again…

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(Shaking fist at the sky:) WHY O WHY won’t they sell this in the US?

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Purrrrrrr-fect Christmas Stocking Stuffer

Hey- it’s mid-October, time to kick your gift-giving plans into gear. Smedley got an email about these little gems from Etsy. Check ‘em out- they’re Kitty Sticky Notes/Bookmarks! (Presumably they fold flat in the book once you’re finished playing with them on your desk. Find them here.)

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‘Tocktober USB Disney Butts!

Just plug Winnie The Pooh, Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck into the outlet, and then add your USB charging cord.

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RN24 says they’re going for “1,800 yen (US$16.50), and according to the Hamee site are scheduled to ship out in early October.”

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That store ad looks great. I like how they! Put! Exclamation! Points! After! Every! Word! Practically!

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