It’s easy and fun to use The Catzooka©. First, scan the cat you want to replicate. Punch up the software on your laptop. Then aim your launcher at the location you want the replicated cat to land. Three, two, one, BAM! That’s it- instant cats with The Catzooka©. Available at fine stores everywhere. BUT WAIT! There’s more. If you order your Catzooka© before midnight tonight (any time zone) we’ll throw in an EXTRA Catzooka©, free! (And, since
no one bought them we have a ton of back stock, we’ll throw in few of those chintzy little credit card holders that are supposed to block cards from being scanned. ACT NOW!