Ahoy there, mateys! September 19 be known as International Talk Like a Pirate Day in these waters, ye scurvy swab! So stow yer landlubber lingo and fill the comments with ye best pirate-ese! ARRRR!
Via modernrockstar on Flickr.
Sandwich? What Sandwich?
September 15, 2014 by
I had no idea you were eating a sandwich. I’m just standing here, mentally cataloging my squeaky toys, and totes not even caring that you’re eating a moist, filling, savory sandwich. Pinky swear.
Via Vine.
Dance Dance Repudiation
September 10, 2014 by
Despite her skill as a kibble dancer, Cornelia Corgi was disappointed to be eliminated from Dancing with the Stars when she failed to grasp the concept of the cha-cha.
Via Refeia on Flickr.
Pete Pomeranian, Daredevil Driving Instructor!
September 9, 2014 by
All right, ma’am, we’re going to merge onto the sidewalk, so remember your turn signal… Uh, you missed the turn back there, but it’s okay, we can cut through this hardware store… Now, in about 500 feet, there’s a ravine, but I think we can jump it if you hit the gas now…
Via lelice on Reddit.
This Will Be the Cleanest Dog in History
September 9, 2014 by
“I’m sorry, Mrs. Johnson, my three o’clock is running a little long. If you wouldn’t mind waiting in the lobby, that’d be great, thanks.”
And Now, Back to The Goodness Gracious Garden with Madelyn Flomberg
September 8, 2014 by
Last week, we learned 14 unusual places you can stick a saguaro cactus, but this week we return to the back garden, where I’ve planted these lovely Japanese evergreens. These delicate plants lend a tone of peace and serenity to any gar — WILL THE TWO OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF I’M TRYING TO DO A SHOW HERE SHEEEEEEEESH!
Via Bruno Caimi.
Hey, Acting Is Hard and Stuff
September 7, 2014 by
Take for example the Hollywood screen kiss. You think that just happens? Hah! It takes years of training, breathing exercises, intricate choreography, charts and diagrams, just to create that heart-melting moment of romance. I’m not naming names here, but a pair of A-listers once spent the night in the studio infirmary when they got tongue-tied.
Via Renee V.
Amaze Your Friends! Confuse Your Enemies!
September 7, 2014 by
This Was the Best Sleepover Ever!
September 2, 2014 by
“(yawn) Good night, Stuffed Moose! Good night, Stuffed Possibly a Platypus! Good night, Little Orphan Slipper! See you guys in the morning!”
“Our puppy crawled into the pillow and went to sleep,” says Flickerer Zigger_Dog.
And Now, Introduction to Public Speaking, With Your Host, Fheodore Fhistlefhwaite
August 29, 2014 by
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Via David James Miller.
