Why, Mr. Callis, You Imprudent Scoundrel…

You of all people should know better than to violate the sanctity of a lady’s boudoir without so much as knocking. But as long as you’re here…


Via Chill Wildlife and sender-inner Arne.

You Are Too Late, Mr. Bond…

Even now, as we chat amicably, my elite army of female ninja cyber-assassins is pouring my secret hypno-toxin formula into the world’s orange juice supply. After breakfast tomorrow, every orange juice drinker on Earth will be my helpless slave, and world domination shall be mine! Mine! MINE!


Via Stephan Kareth.

I’m Just Taking a Break

A carefree boy, a reckless lad, my day was off and running,
But oh! the bang-up wreck I had, I never saw it coming
So now I sit and convalesce, my joyful style is hampered
But I’m kept comfy while I rest; my human keeps me pampered
So pity me not, o kindly friend, this sorry state won’t last
Sometimes when you cast fate to wind, your fate’s to wind up in a cast.


“A bad night, but you’ll be playing very soon!” says Flickr-er Julio Roman Fariñas.

You Put de Lime in de Koo-Koo Pup

In the manner of a tune you oldsters may remember, here’s a boxer having a nice time with a lime, until… CITRUS ATTACK! WHEEP! WHEEP! Here’s a tip, pup: Those things are much better con cerveza.

I Got It… I Got It… I Got It…

… um, I don’t got it.


Eh, It’s Just a Theory

As she stared up at the squirrel, she realized that the time had come to reconsider many of her deeply-held beliefs on the subject of gravity…

Caprica vs Squirrel

Sender-inner Robin J. writes: “This is my mini doxie, Caprica, having a standoff with a squirrel in my backyard. The squirrel wants to get off the tree so he can scoop up all the seeds the birds drop from the feeder hanging above. Caprica is not having any of it!”

C.O. Hiking Safety Tips

Hiking in the great outdoors can be a fun and rewarding activity. However, Nature is full of scary things that will totally eat you, so follow these tips:

  1. Remain on trails at all times.
  2. Do not disturb rocks, fallen trees, or remains of crashed UFOs.
  3. If you encounter hikers with a pronounced interest in chainsaws, hockey masks, or banjo music, notify authorities.
  4. For added protection, consider bringing a very large dog.


Via Reddit.

He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Cucciolo

18700265872_b4362f573c_hRecently in Trieste, Italy, a nice man took his dog for a walk — and then did all the walking himself. We don’t know why he did that, but it was molto gentile of him.


Via Antonio Marano.

Take Another Little Pizza My Heart

O pizza, I am your slave. Though your cheesy aroma fills my senses, my search for you remains fruitless (which is fine because I don’t like fruit).


Torment me no longer, pepperoni-encrusted temptress! For you, I would journey across desolate deserts, majestic mountains, and decorative driftwood!


AT LAST! THOU ART MINE! Now to catch up with the rest of you, om nom nom…


From “Pizza in the Wild,” a photo collection from Jonpaul Douglass.


The Straight Story

Strapped into the cramped cockpit, the drag racer awaits his moment. Behind him: a nitromethane-fueled monster. Before him: the most important quarter mile he will ever know. He grips the wheel until it becomes a part of him, an extension of his mind, man and machine aimed with pinpoint precision down a straight line to glory. Even a slight bending of that line, the faintest variance left or right, could cost him victory — or even his life. The countdown begins: first red, then yellow, then green, and…


“The morning dew perfectly captured my dog’s erratic freedom run,” says Redditor Babolattack.


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