The Adventures of Nash Splashdown, Space Explorer!

Stardate 5123.6: Have landed on uncharted planet. Sensors show breathable atmosphere, with high levels of chlorine. A pair of nearby life forms are engaged in a ritual chant to their gods “Marco” and “Polo.” Will observe discreetly before attempting first contact. Setting phasers on “bite”…

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“He hates to swim, but he loves his floaty!” says Redditor Sneaky_Giraffes.

Well, Somebody’s Not a Team Player

Translation: “Every day it’s the same blah-blah-blah from you losers back there! Well, listen up — everybody knows I’m carrying this chicken outfit, so put a sock in it!”

“We met this dog on a Spotify employee trip to Kiruna, Sweden,” says YouTuber Wells Johnson.

First Dog Treat I Ever Earned, Right Here

“Yee-up, back in oh-eight, I think it was. Left the litter and struck out on my own. Landed a job with a nice human — entry-level position, just basic cuteness. Feeling ambitious one day, so I give her the ‘soulful eyes’ look, toss in that little whimper that worked so well with Mom. Wellsir, darned if that human didn’t lean down and give me this. Proudest day of my life.”

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“Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce international ladies man and favorite pug about town, Jerry Lewis,” says Jules I. Froin-laaayvin!

Meanwhile, in Colorado…

“So, is this the caption? I just, like, say whatever I want, and it goes into cyberspace? That is so cosmic, man — it’s like my thoughts are, like, going from my head into this, like, whole other dimension or something…”

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Via, like, Susan Andersen on, like, Facebook, like.

Aw, C’mon, Don’t Be Like That…

“It was just that one time. You know you’re my one and only, baby. That leg meant nothing to me, I swear. Besides, how was I to know it belonged to your boss?”

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Kaitlin F. explains: “I laid down yesterday and my mini golden doodle curled up against me, as usual, for a long nap. I tried my best to take the picture without waking him up!! His name is Dudley and he’s very lazy.”

Don Juan? More Like Don’t Want

“Oh, mah darl-leeng, ah must haff you…I zhall geef you zhe Leeck of Loff, zhe powerful technique romantique zhat no woman can ree-zeest…”

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

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Flashback Friday

It’s the return of the return of the 80s! Big hair? Check. Leg warmers? Check. Shoulder pads? Check.
Platform shoes? Check!!!

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In memory of the absolutely fabulous Brooke (R.I.P.) from Gladie Lauer’s blog.

Flashback Friday

Well maybe I AM a little teapot, short and stout. Did ya ever think of that?

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“Puppy love: Hans, a dachshund puppy, kisses a kitty while sitting in a teapot in this adorable 1926 image.” -See more at USAUKOnline.

Next Best Thing to a Cuddle Bug

is a Cuddle Cat!

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“Hi! Upon recommendation, I submit my adorable pets for cute consideration! “Giorgio <3 Stella”.” by Tim W.

Be Sure to Wear Your Doggles!

OK, Mom, we will! We know our fashion safety is most important!

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You wouldn’t want us to go without the protective style we need.

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“We have a Ural motorcycle with a sidecar.  My two chihuahuas, Duncan and Misty, ride in the sidecar with me.  Safety first, they are wearing crash-tested harnesses and Doggles protect their eyes.” -Karen M.

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