And if Anyone Knows About Hopping…

Dogs are pretty laid-back and mellow most of the time — but once and a while, something happens to make one hopping mad. That’s when smart dog owners call Kanga-Kounseling™, licensed kangaroo therapists to calm canine qualms.


Secrets of Professional Magicians

It’s the classic stage illusion: A dapper magician saws his assistant in half. But did you ever wonder how the trick is actually done? Thanks to our hidden camera photos of “Garbonzo the Great” unloading for a recent performance, we now know that the assistant is already in two pieces to begin with! Bet you’re kicking yourself for not seeing that sooner, am I right?


Via Reddit/Imgur.

And Now, a Romantic Interlude

A cloudless sky warms the sands of Puerto Macaca as you stroll wistfully along the shoreline. He said he’d meet you here, here where you first met, here where his soft gaze melted your heart, here where he promised never to leave. But now he is gone, and your sad eyes trace the horizon, heavy with hope.

But wait! A lone figure appears in the distance. Can it be him? Giddy with anticipation, you race across the sands, the wind urging at your back. Yes! It is he! Don Pedro Diego de Blarflsnarghth, your dashing handsome lover, has returned!


Via Jelly Dude.

Modesty Kitten to the Rescue!

Do you have a dog with no sense of shame? (Or, to put it more succinctly, do you have a dog?) Have no fear, Modesty Kitten is here!

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Via Reddit/Imgur.

Wide-Eyed in the Sky

Here’s Amelia Rose Earhart, namesake of the famous aviator and former traffic reporter in Denver, Colorado. If there’s a fender-bender slowing traffic, Amelia’s there to tell you about it…


… that is, if her co-pilot would stop circling over the five-dog butt sniffing pileup at the dog park.


Via Reddit.


Ladeez an gennelmen, it’s the mystical color-changing puppeh! Changes from black to gold right before your eyes. It’s amazingly abricadorable!


My Toy Ate My Hamburger!

As part of McDonalds’ attempt to lure back customers, the fast-food giant has announced sweeping menu changes, including all-day breakfast, a new dollar menu, and for kids, the Unsettlingly Altogether Much Too Happy Meal.


Via VKmag (some pics at link may be NSFW)

Man’s Best Fan

Shane is a folk singer for four-legged folk, and when he gives he pet pibble Doogie a private concert, it’s music to Doogie’s ears — especially when the lyrics include “cookie,” “outside,” and “pee.” See more Doogie on Facebook.

Are You a Next-Level Cat? Take this Quiz

A next-level cat responds to unusual situations in novel and unexpected ways, challenging the tired paradigm of feline behavior. Let’s test your instincts with this quiz: Your human has recently introduced a new dog into your home.


“Chloe is not impressed, she has seen all kitty’s tricks,” says Stefania B.

The Sign of the Four

“… and now that we’ve made the sign of the Pirate’s Cross, we chant five times in unison the ancient Summoning Curse: ‘E’racht Ni’bonng Yig-nagth Kabibble’.” And then, if the legends are true, the bones of Blackbeard himself will rise from this very spot. Remember, I have dibs on a femur.”


I think I saw this movie, Arne. They’re doomed.


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