Debauchery Friday: Breakfast of Champions 2

First, there was Breakfast of Champions with that lil’ Diet Coke-swigging Lab. NOW, we have an even better way to start the day. Obvy, it’s time for this Lil’ gal to chug-a-pug.

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I didn’t mean to make that pun, Julie S., I swear. It’s all the commenters fault for starting the pun wars! I’m INNOCENT!!!

Eight is Enough!

Sender-inner Karla didn’t say how the photo below came to be, but she did add this important information:

1. "OH… MY… GOD!!!!  don’t you just want to put them in your mouth!? times 8!"

I can only hope that the "Tom Bradford/Dick Van Patten" dog sucessfully rounds up "David", "Mary", "Joanie", "Susan", "Nancy", "Elizabeth", "Tommy" and of course, "Nicholas" successfully.

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Cheep cheep, Karla!

Someone call child protective services

STAT!!!!

Sure, this may not be the CUTEST image on the CuteTracker, but it might just be the funniest.

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Gracias, O Great CuteTracker!

Let’s hear it for the Soft Kronche™

Do you know what I mean? The "Soft Kronche™" is when a dog takes a really slow, soft bite on something—real gentle-like—I love that. They’re like: "Is eet OK to bite?" Like when they take a treat, it’s a responsible, soft, kronche.

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The epitome of "puppy-dog eyes", Tristan G.

Just a little patience [Axl voice]

Kitten: [Looks at a dog that can one-bite him] "Aw yeah—Playground Central!™"
Dog: [shifty eyes] "Don’t even think—"

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Kitten: "SNOOOOOOOOOORG"
Dog: [eyeballs kitten size versus his own mouth size] "uh Boy. Here we go."

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Kitten: "SCALING MONT MASTIFF!!!"
Dog: [eye roll]

Tolerance3

Kitten: [Irish accent] "ah! Pullin’ over me covers fer a long winters nap!"
Dog: [thinking] "You’ve got to be kidding me—he does accents?!"

Tolerance4

Kitten: [Looking dog straight in the eye] "Same time tomorrow?"
Dog: [Thinking] "With some Béarnaise sauce, you’d taste pretty good!"

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Brilliant submission from Jennifer C. from the Animal Liberation Front site.

This was me all weekend

Didn’t accomplish a thing ‘cept putting my paws up.

Yep, juuuust gonna let the remote sit right there…

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Exposed belly brought to you by "Penny" and Christine R.

Perfect expression

I love the look on this girl’s face. It’s the epitome of the C.O. audience—captured! Oh, and Senor Chihuahua-kins isn’t bad either.

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Nice shot, Tom W.! Tom took this shot at the Raleigh Artsplosure Spring festival.

Tiny Dot

Oh, PLEASE. Just when you think things cannot get any cuter, you open your mail to discover "Tiny Dot" the BEBEH BOSTON TERRIER. He was obviously placed on this earth to KEEL US. Don’t look directly at the ear flop—filter it with your fingers.

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I hope your life insurance info is up-to-date, Binky.

Lawn’s all mowed, Hon…

Now—how’s about that lemonade? [Licks chops]

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Cassandra B., Mika is a seriously cute pup.

Yes, Son?

Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad DadDad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad!

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Mary Anne T., Thank you for Wrinkles Jr.

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