Give me a LARGE break

Will you please check out these McSquirmersons and the look on poor Mom’s face.

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Eight writhing, rambunctious pups, competing like crazy! LOL.

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Chizzomp!

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Sender-inner Christopher M. claims the "small tidal wave of puppies" fell upon his girlfriend as she approached them with the camera. Oy!

A blond on his arm

Look at his date!

He is sooooooooooooooo lucky!

She’s kinda floppy though.

Whatever, she makes up for it with her looks.

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Big Zzzzzzz’s to the sender-inner…

I really need a Playstation.

Or a Wii.

Anything.

Otherwise, more pillows will be sacrificed to the Boredom Gods.

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Rian L., throw him a bone, Man!

Ain’t we lucky we got ’em

OK, there is only ONE thing you can say when you look at this picture:

[And you have to sing it in a BOOMING, BLACK, WOMAN’S voice]

"Goooooood Tiiiiiiiiiimes!"

Go on, do it. You know those dogs are having a suh-weet time.

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Dy-no-MITE!, Elizabeth F.!

What a nerd.

OMG, sleeping on your computer. Holy eight-sided dice, People. Amazing there is no Slashdot up on the screen. I bet this pup is dreaming about calculus. It kinda looks like he’s backstage at MacWorld or something.

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Jenny E.—for reals, it looks like a good place to keep warm [insert exploding Dell laptop joke here]

Ani-pals in a Mondrian frame

Ooooooh, what better way to start your new year than with a SCHWEET desktop (measures a whopping 5100 pixels wide, People) for your computer?

Download this mofo pronto!

Cutest... Desktop... EVAR

Awesome work, Cassandra P. Nice choices!

Happy *hic!* New Years

Try my *hic!* Chocolate Stout. It’s Tipsy Pookins brand, so you know it’s *hic!* good. [Gnaws on bottlecap]

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DRINK AND SNORGLE, PEOPLE!!!! You too, Colleen A.

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I’ll just put these in the closet and get out your good shoes. It’s the least I can do. Now, go take a shower and get ready for New Years Eve, you slacker.

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Gary B., make sure to wear a New Years hat out tonight…

Ear Bud Central

Um, could this gaggle of seal pups be ANY CUTER? The little ear buds are the best part. There are like, ten pairs of ears in this photo. Oh, and the smiling baby seals? Puhlease, these guys are giving me diabetes they’re so sweet.Sealio IglesiasSealImages.com—way to ORNK! ORNK! (flapping flippers together)

Too mellow for words

Do you think the white mouse has still ANOTHER, smaller animal on it’s back? That would be the best. These guys are all so peaceful when they’d prolly rather chomp on each other. Envision world peace, People. En-veeze-zhon eet!

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Way to submeet eet, Jennifer!

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