The ‘overload’ part of ‘Cute Overload’

People—I hope you’re sitting down, because "Starr" might require it of you. Introducing "Starr" the 2006 blond Rodeo Queen of Western Days. She won hands down, obvy.

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Nice photog, Pam and AJP….. ;)

I know, huhn?

So I was all "no   way!"

and she was all "way! I am gonna wear it before you"

and so [slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrps Diet Coke] I told her, look, [checks self in mirror] you are so not going to wear the lace tube top from Forever 21, nah-ahn!

She’s such a bee—[slurrrrrrrp]-atch!

Are you gonna eat that last soft taco?

Slurrrrrrrrrrp

Like, Patricia? whateverrrrr! see if I care

Harajuku-pup-a-ru!

Alert reder Simone T. saw this pupulence in Harajuku Japan and snapped a pic-ta-ru! [Say in Japanese accent]

KOMPAI!

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Love the paw up, but goo’ lo’ that shirt has gots tah go! oh!

Only 22 days ’til Halloween…

I’m just sayin’.

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Mr. Sams, always a pleasure. ;)

Two things.

OK, folks, two things. First,

1. WHO names a dog "Marcy"? Can cats named "Linda" be far behind!?
2. I’d like to make a request to you, the C.O. audience, that we change one of our important C.O. vocab words. The word is:

"MuzzlePuff"

I’d like to change it to:

"Muzzlepouch" or even "whiskerpouch"

For the following reasons:
A. It’s really not a ‘puff’ it’s a ‘pouch’
B. ‘pouch’ sounds funnier when you say it like this: "whees-kare-pow-che" [cracking self up]

Thank you for your consideration.

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Nice pow-che, Marceh! (And sender-inner Britta!)

The OTHER Meg

SuperKewl Dewd Stephen sent in some chick-magnet photos of himself and his new puppy "Meg". Hey, Stephen, nice name… Check her out, Peeps!

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"Gah-ahllllgh."

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The bellage, paws up, crossed paws—this last photo is the worst, OMG PON1ES! GAH!

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For cryin’ out lou’, Stephen L.!

‘Tocks Up!

When in doubt, get those ‘tocks up.

Always works for me.

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Heather G., NOW WE’RE ‘TOCKIN’!

Princess Di just called…

And she wants her look back—

NO ONE did puppy-dog eyes like Princess Di—until now.

THIS puppeh does them better.

AND he’s actually a puppeh.

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Eva H.—nice detail on the claw protrusion.

Pardners, it’s October 4. Do you know what your Halloween costume’s gonna be?

LISTEN UP pardners!

Cowpup McSnufflesons here with a reeeeeeeeal important question—it’s Octohber fourth already, and with Halloween only 25 days away, I gotta know—

Do YOU know what you’re wearin’ for Halloween this year?

I diiiidn’t think so. [spitoon 'ding!' sound]

Well, saddle up yer outfits, hop off the toilet, and git to it, lil’ doggies!

Pardner

[flushing sound] Sasha v.H—Thanks fer the dag-burn advice!

COUNT OFF

Pup #1: "Like, ONE!"
Pup #2: [Not paying attention] "uh… TWO!"
Pup #3: "TRES, HOMBRE!"
Pup #4: "quah-quah-quah-troh?"
Pup #5:
"ummmm…. Cinco?"

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Michael K., thanks, times five [holding hand up]

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