Good times at the Shore

Look, it’s the last weekend of summah. So, before you put away your white pumps and linen suits, go to the beach. And by beach I mean The Shore. Anyone for hoagies from White House?

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Righteous puppitude brot to you by Alex N. ;)

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Baybee—don’t you worreee about a sing. I weel take care of you and wash you. You will be dee sparklingk clean bebe we know and lof when we are done.

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Zen, I weel roll around weeth dee fresh socks and zee clean fur, and I shall yelp in happiness. Look at me, I’m rollingk! and zee yelpingk! yelps!

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Alexandra C., Keep it clean.

Poodle disguise for Dobermans

Aaakitpoodle1Are you sick of people looking at your breed of dog in fear because politicians and the media? You might need, THE POODLE DISGUISE for Dobermans.

It’s Miller time

Dewd, I have filled out ENOUGH T.P.S. reports today. My boss won’t stop hollering about deadlines, I’m late with the Thompson account, and I have to hire a new bookkeeper. It’s friggin’ Miller time, People.

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OH, and you know—(grabs fun size Krackle off the table) that Sarah in accounting is tewtelly hawt. [Dangles paw]

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Lisa F. In honor of The Office and Dwight Shrute, I thank you.

Pug breathing noises

Are sooooo romantic…the quivering muzzlepuff! The shifty eyes! the snorfing of sheets! Peep dis:

SNORF, sender-inner TTancm!

Mini-schnau-schnau

Check out this little chick, she is so great. Her name is "The Cuteness". It must be really nice to have a ‘The’ in your name. Of course, "The Cuteness" has a web site. She’s a mini white schnauzer with matching mini ear flops:

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And, she can chill with the best of them (LOL!):

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What?! [Blink blink]

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Awesome submission Janet T. and T.C.’s owners… :)

When you name your dog ‘Hug’

He’s gotta be cute. Though this little Dude kinda looks like a really young Yoda.

Agree, do you not? [Yoda voice]

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Taka—ARIGATO!

“It starts out as sort of a gang-snorgle…

…and ends up with a happily monosnorglous snorgle."

OK, that caption was TOO DAMN FUNNY not to include.

Way to go, Submitter Evan-Monkey-Treats.

We’re at a stage RED Neck Roll Alert, People

Oh, we’re BEYOND ‘Guarded’, People. This is a class A, Severe Risk of Neck Rolls Alert for ALL Persons. You have been warned…

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BUT WAIT, there’s more. GAH!

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Stick THAT in your mouth, Raymi!

Redonkulous submission, Jen L.!

Macro mania

Dewds, YOU MUST CHILL with the MACRO ACTION! You’re O.O.C.

Still, here’s ANOTHER one, this time, it’s smooshed-face-central with ‘Molly’  Pup:

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GAH!!! I know, right, Bridgette?