You’re under arrest

Hold it right there, Señor Puppers.


For unlawful puppitude, including but not limited to:

1. Playful, waving ‘tocks
2. Overwhelming, clean fluff and
3. A tiny mouf barely big enough to hold that tennis-ball-thing

Just stop it! [clenching eyes shut]


For God’s sake, man. Stooooooop! (I’m talkin’ to you, Janice P.)

Brush with greatness

Spaulding pup decided to check out another Central Park "pup". Looks like he tried a ‘tock snorgle too. Bronze just isn’t that snorglable, Spaulding. Sorry…




[Attempted snorgle]


Gracias, Jesus D., Adrien, Bruce and Lynn!

Rule #26 IN ACTION

People, if you EVER doubted Rule 26 and needed just a little more evidence, look no further. Here it is.

April M.—gold star for you.

This just in: A melting pug

"Seconds after plopping down into her squishy new bed, Lemon became nothin’ but cheek puff."

Thank you for the fine report—let’s keep an close (wall) eye on the situation.


Kathleen T. and Lemon-pup. Nice work… Oh, and Lemon, nice job on the tail nubbins.

And 1 and 2 and stretch and snore! and stretch

[Aerobics instructor voice]

"And 1, and 2 and 1 and stretch!"


"…and 2 and snore and 3"


GET OUT,  Yael W.! You win best puppy stretch evar


Please put your toys away, Billy…

…It’s time for dinner. Billy—where’s Noodles?


Sweetness, Mario A.!

Learning from the best

No Kid, it’s like this…

Yeah, that’s it. Good work.

CuteTracker, delivering AGAIN!

Good times at the Shore

Look, it’s the last weekend of summah. So, before you put away your white pumps and linen suits, go to the beach. And by beach I mean The Shore. Anyone for hoagies from White House?


Righteous puppitude brot to you by Alex N. ;)

Le Spa

Baybee—don’t you worreee about a sing. I weel take care of you and wash you. You will be dee sparklingk clean bebe we know and lof when we are done.


Zen, I weel roll around weeth dee fresh socks and zee clean fur, and I shall yelp in happiness. Look at me, I’m rollingk! and zee yelpingk! yelps!


Alexandra C., Keep it clean.

Poodle disguise for Dobermans

Aaakitpoodle1Are you sick of people looking at your breed of dog in fear because politicians and the media? You might need, THE POODLE DISGUISE for Dobermans.


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