You’re under arrest

Hold it right there, Señor Puppers.

You’re UNDER ARREST.

For unlawful puppitude, including but not limited to:

1. Playful, waving ‘tocks
2. Overwhelming, clean fluff and
3. A tiny mouf barely big enough to hold that tennis-ball-thing

Just stop it! [clenching eyes shut]

Davewithringtoy

For God’s sake, man. Stooooooop! (I’m talkin’ to you, Janice P.)

Brush with greatness

Spaulding pup decided to check out another Central Park "pup". Looks like he tried a ‘tock snorgle too. Bronze just isn’t that snorglable, Spaulding. Sorry…

Whaaaaaaa

"Baroo?"

Oh_puleeeeeeeeease

[Attempted snorgle]

Tock_sniff_1

Gracias, Jesus D., Adrien, Bruce and Lynn!

Rule #26 IN ACTION

People, if you EVER doubted Rule 26 and needed just a little more evidence, look no further. Here it is.

April M.—gold star for you.

This just in: A melting pug

"Seconds after plopping down into her squishy new bed, Lemon became nothin’ but cheek puff."

Thank you for the fine report—let’s keep an close (wall) eye on the situation.

Nuttin_but_cheeks

Kathleen T. and Lemon-pup. Nice work… Oh, and Lemon, nice job on the tail nubbins.

And 1 and 2 and stretch and snore! and stretch

[Aerobics instructor voice]

"And 1, and 2 and 1 and stretch!"

Oscar_stretches

"…and 2 and snore and 3"

Oscar_snores

GET OUT,  Yael W.! You win best puppy stretch evar

 

Please put your toys away, Billy…

…It’s time for dinner. Billy—where’s Noodles?

Toy_pug

Sweetness, Mario A.!

Learning from the best

No Kid, it’s like this…

Yeah, that’s it. Good work.

Learned
CuteTracker, delivering AGAIN!

Good times at the Shore

Look, it’s the last weekend of summah. So, before you put away your white pumps and linen suits, go to the beach. And by beach I mean The Shore. Anyone for hoagies from White House?

Orion_in_the_sand

Righteous puppitude brot to you by Alex N. ;)

Le Spa

Baybee—don’t you worreee about a sing. I weel take care of you and wash you. You will be dee sparklingk clean bebe we know and lof when we are done.

Bath_1

Zen, I weel roll around weeth dee fresh socks and zee clean fur, and I shall yelp in happiness. Look at me, I’m rollingk! and zee yelpingk! yelps!

Bath2

Alexandra C., Keep it clean.

Poodle disguise for Dobermans

Aaakitpoodle1Are you sick of people looking at your breed of dog in fear because politicians and the media? You might need, THE POODLE DISGUISE for Dobermans.

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