SAFETY PUUUUP!

SAFETY PUUUUP!

He’s strapped in!
He’s well fed!
His muzzle-powsche is combed perfectly!
He’s manicured and has fresh breath!

HE’S….MONTY the SAFETY PUP and he’s ready for ANYTHING!

"Baroo!?" [An alert Monty looks left quickly]

Safety_puuuuuuuuup

To The wonderful, dear, sender-inner Blythie and C.S.O.

OMG, soooo typical of these two

Pup: "Dewd."
Kitteh:
[Annoyed] "What."

Pup: "Get up and get me a milk bone?"
Kitteh: "In yer dreams, Tiny." [Looks at camera, makes a 'she's crazy' motion with paw]

Pup: "Shut up, I’m not tiny"
Kitteh: "I have an idea, YOU shut up and get me a Pounce treat."

[Hours pass]

Kitteh: "Whatevs, I’ll get it."

Lazysunday

Muchas thanks to pets Trixie, Gracie, and sender-inner Trice D. ;)

Two-Dog Night

Sing it with me now:

Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea,

Joy to you and me

(er, pups "Felix" and "Ilsa".)

Felix_means_happy_in_latin

Matt and Monica, awesome twin puppitude : )

25ccs of cuddles STAT

This is really just ridiculous. Could this pup just stop looking so pathetic?

He looks like he NEEDS massive cuddling JUST to survive!

25ccs of cuddles STAT!!!

Ruhdizzonkuluss

Dr. Liam C., I suggest you attend to your puptient.

Teeny Tank Ted

Sender-inner Rosalie C. says she has a new pup named ‘Ted’. However, thanks to C.O., she now "refers to him as ‘Baroo’, or if i’m feeling spicy, ‘Bazhoo’. He also goes by the names monkey, butters and tedders."

Forget his name—where did you find that 1910 swimming costume, dahlink! Holy Schmoles!

Tedeentanktop

OMG!!1 DOG KRONSCHE-ATTACKS BABY!!!

OMG!!! HELP!!!

HELP, I Say!

This kids’ toes are GONERS, PEOPLE!!!

Soft_kroonononcshe

Oh—never mind—it’s just a textbook Soft Kronsche, People. Move along.

You too, Karen P.

 

Pupzilian

Yeah, I got a ‘pupzilian’ wax. I’m going to the beach for the holidays.

What? It’s not like it’s a tattoo.

Pupzillian

Wow—she’s a little young for that, isn’t she, R. Larks?

Sproingers

Levitay-shons!

Levitay-shons!

[hovercraft sounds]

Sproingers

Nyerrrrrrrrrrrr-owwwnnn [hovercrafts just breezed past]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

You know how when you’re breezing thru thousands of email submissions and you suddenly start sreaming with delight? Well, that’s what happened with Greg H’s sumbishe below. You know what I mean. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Bokeee

For crying out loud, Greg. That’s potent shizzle.

Cast-tastic paw exten-shon?

Why in the world is his cast so…long!? He could fit an extra paw-length in thar! Maybe that’s what happened—he had a paw extension. It happens.

Casttastic

Sender-inner Erin J. and photo by B. Nilson…

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