Frog-saver and stellar mortgage broker Barry writes:
"My wife and I were at a Chinese market when we spotted these bull frogs being sold for the Chinese New Year to be eaten. We decided to save one from a sad death and took it home. They sealed it in a bag with a sticker price tag just like I had bought a piece of meat. When we arrived home, our dog Puka fell in love with the frog. She thinks its her baby. She mothers it and follows it everywhere. If he tries to hop away she will nudge it back with her paw. When its in the tank she never leaves its side. She loves her Phineous frog!"
[will you please check out the eyeball action on this frog]
Ehn! [pushes with nose]
Will you please look at Señor Pup here, checking out his bowl that is OCCUPADO by a daring kitteh. Is this kitteh playing with FIAH or what. He’s doing what kittehs do best—some major taunting.
Kitteh: "Oh, don’t mind moi, I’m just makin’ muhself comfertuhbuls…"
Pup: [licks chops]
Marisa L.? Way to GO. Serious. Way to go.
Animal Planet PuppyBowl Highlights are UP and you need to see the ‘water bowl cam’, the quarterback retreiver, the flashing lights, the ref vacuuming the field, and the KITTEH HALFTIME SHOW!
Julie J.—it is like Cuteoverload TV! What a good idea!
I’m just born and I ken’t turn over!
ehn! ehn! ehn! [feets waving]
Yi Y., nice pick.
Love the ‘modesty’ tail. Great submishe, Yi Y.—we’re speechless too.
Where’s Jack?? Is Ninja Jack hidinks?
C’mon boy! Come out where we can see him! Oh wherrre can Jack be??
Put the camera away and we can talk.
Jack Jack wants to come out where we can see, so Jack Jack can samplesome the bourguignon that Mommy’s got marinating, when it’s beingdinnertimes!
OK, let’s get one thing straight, lady: You blog this, and the laundry basket tastes vinegar vengeance, got it?
Ohhhh there’s my Jackie booooyyy!!!
Heh. Thanks, Finn. (There’s "mountain fresh" bleach in the hall closet.)
Any of you that read this blog with any regularity know that when I laid eyes on this Pomeranian, I could not speak for three hours. It muted me!
So, join me now, will you? as we [sweeping arm gesture] jump on the Pomwagon:
Nice work, Cristina J.—we like eet too.