Are you sick of people looking at your breed of dog in fear because politicians and the media? You might need, THE POODLE DISGUISE for Dobermans.
Dewd, I have filled out ENOUGH T.P.S. reports today. My boss won’t stop hollering about deadlines, I’m late with the Thompson account, and I have to hire a new bookkeeper. It’s friggin’ Miller time, People.
OH, and you know—(grabs fun size Krackle off the table) that Sarah in accounting is tewtelly hawt. [Dangles paw]
Are sooooo romantic…the quivering muzzlepuff! The shifty eyes! the snorfing of sheets! Peep dis:
SNORF, sender-inner TTancm!
Check out this little chick, she is so great. Her name is "The Cuteness". It must be really nice to have a ‘The’ in your name. Of course, "The Cuteness" has a web site. She’s a mini white schnauzer with matching mini ear flops:
And, she can chill with the best of them (LOL!):
What?! [Blink blink]
Awesome submission Janet T. and T.C.’s owners…
…and ends up with a happily monosnorglous snorgle."
OK, that caption was TOO DAMN FUNNY not to include.
Way to go, Submitter Evan-Monkey-Treats.
It’s Rule num-ber Seh-ven! [starting conga line]
It’s Rule num-ber Seh-ven! [out into the street]
It’s Rule num-ber Seh-ven! [Picking up people along the way]
Jenn P.—The duplicate eye coloring is the BEST PART!
P.S. Is it it just me, or is that dog ready for his own ‘Dogs who look like Hitler site"?