What a nerd.

OMG, sleeping on your computer. Holy eight-sided dice, People. Amazing there is no Slashdot up on the screen. I bet this pup is dreaming about calculus. It kinda looks like he’s backstage at MacWorld or something.

Deeelishious

Jenny E.—for reals, it looks like a good place to keep warm [insert exploding Dell laptop joke here]

Ani-pals in a Mondrian frame

Ooooooh, what better way to start your new year than with a SCHWEET desktop (measures a whopping 5100 pixels wide, People) for your computer?

Download this mofo pronto!

Cutest... Desktop... EVAR

Awesome work, Cassandra P. Nice choices!

Happy *hic!* New Years

Try my *hic!* Chocolate Stout. It’s Tipsy Pookins brand, so you know it’s *hic!* good. [Gnaws on bottlecap]

Tipsypookinschocolatestout

DRINK AND SNORGLE, PEOPLE!!!! You too, Colleen A.

Annoying Stylist

I’ll just put these in the closet and get out your good shoes. It’s the least I can do. Now, go take a shower and get ready for New Years Eve, you slacker.

Hersey_pup

Gary B., make sure to wear a New Years hat out tonight…

Ear Bud Central

Um, could this gaggle of seal pups be ANY CUTER? The little ear buds are the best part. There are like, ten pairs of ears in this photo. Oh, and the smiling baby seals? Puhlease, these guys are giving me diabetes they’re so sweet.Sealio IglesiasSealImages.com—way to ORNK! ORNK! (flapping flippers together)

Too mellow for words

Do you think the white mouse has still ANOTHER, smaller animal on it’s back? That would be the best. These guys are all so peaceful when they’d prolly rather chomp on each other. Envision world peace, People. En-veeze-zhon eet!

Dogcatmouse

Way to submeet eet, Jennifer!

Patience in the form of soft ear flops and tiny lower chompers

BAROOO!?? [Opportunity!?]

Gerg

Baroooo. [Must wait for next opportunity]

Gerg2

Sarah G.—your pup should be outlawed, he’s so prosh.

The Day After

Dewd, it’s the day after Christmas and I am sooooooo bummed it’s over. Look, I know it’s 10:51AM and you made Pop Tarts and coffee, but I am NOT getting out of bed. Yesterday was just too much fun, I ate too much turkey and ham and Ambrosia salad, and wine, and zzzzzzzzzzzz

Toooo_moishe

Hung over from it all, Melody B.?

Light Kronsche

I teenk dees one ees workingk.

And dees one. [Kronsche]

And dees one. [Kronsche]

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Lara. J. gave this pup to her Mom for Christmas last year. w00f!

Merry Christmas Eve!

Nothing says Christmas like a Yorkshire terrier in a top hat Eskimo-style snowman outfit.

Oh, and ONE SHOPPING DAY LEFT, PEOPLE!

Snowsher_terrier

Thanks, Sender-inner Lisa B., who found this guy on FunnyDog.net

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