25ccs of cuddles STAT

This is really just ridiculous. Could this pup just stop looking so pathetic?

He looks like he NEEDS massive cuddling JUST to survive!

25ccs of cuddles STAT!!!

Ruhdizzonkuluss

Dr. Liam C., I suggest you attend to your puptient.

Teeny Tank Ted

Sender-inner Rosalie C. says she has a new pup named ‘Ted’. However, thanks to C.O., she now "refers to him as ‘Baroo’, or if i’m feeling spicy, ‘Bazhoo’. He also goes by the names monkey, butters and tedders."

Forget his name—where did you find that 1910 swimming costume, dahlink! Holy Schmoles!

Tedeentanktop

OMG!!1 DOG KRONSCHE-ATTACKS BABY!!!

OMG!!! HELP!!!

HELP, I Say!

This kids’ toes are GONERS, PEOPLE!!!

Soft_kroonononcshe

Oh—never mind—it’s just a textbook Soft Kronsche, People. Move along.

You too, Karen P.

 

Pupzilian

Yeah, I got a ‘pupzilian’ wax. I’m going to the beach for the holidays.

What? It’s not like it’s a tattoo.

Pupzillian

Wow—she’s a little young for that, isn’t she, R. Larks?

Sproingers

Levitay-shons!

Levitay-shons!

[hovercraft sounds]

Sproingers

Nyerrrrrrrrrrrr-owwwnnn [hovercrafts just breezed past]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

You know how when you’re breezing thru thousands of email submissions and you suddenly start sreaming with delight? Well, that’s what happened with Greg H’s sumbishe below. You know what I mean. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Bokeee

For crying out loud, Greg. That’s potent shizzle.

Cast-tastic paw exten-shon?

Why in the world is his cast so…long!? He could fit an extra paw-length in thar! Maybe that’s what happened—he had a paw extension. It happens.

Casttastic

Sender-inner Erin J. and photo by B. Nilson…

Only on special occasions…

…Does the Puppy Crop Circle appear!

Hmmmmmmm—what could have caused this today?

Puppycircle

Anne P.—Do you know what caused it?

Jeck-pup and Hyde-pup

HYDE-PUP! (rrroooooooowr)

Hey

JECK-PUP! (cooing sounds)

Hey2

Yael W., [Insert multiple personalities joke here]

Chomp on this ear and you’ll feel better

It’s amazing how when you’re have a crapulent day at the office, a small puppy ear-chomp or two can wipe it all away. Make sure to not bite all the way through (I know it’s hard.)

Prinprinprin

Jamie H., does "Princess" have any ears left at this point?

Nyahm nyahm nyahm.

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